Trapped In An Elevator

Aries: Fucking fuck! I had plans to go to the grOCERY STORE.

Taurus: I really hope the lights stay on so I can finish this chapter.

Gemini: I have a prepare kit in case of emergencies, but I'm not going to share anything in it. Especially the flashlight, in case the light goes out.

Cancer: Perfect. I was hoping for an excuse to miss the start of my shift.

Leo: I'm stressing out because I need to make it to school, but I'm relieved that I'm missing my test.

Virgo: I literally hate all of these people and I haven't even said "Hello."

Libra: Is everyone okay? Does anyone need anything?

Scorpio: I can't tell if anyone is attractive enough to make a connection with...

Sagittarius: I guess someone didn't press the button hard enough! Hahaha!

Capricorn: Not only am I bored, but now some idiot's making senseless jokes. Life is so mundane.

Aquarius: I bet the person next to me just experienced a traumatic event, and the person closest to the buttons just had a promotion at work after going through a hard time, and the person in the corner...

Pisces: I'll throw this problem onto my pile of reasons why my week is horrible.

I apologize in advance for how many Net Neutrality posts I make in the next few weeks.

On second thought, no I don’t. People need to educate themselves.

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fearfulsapphic

8 years ago

*writes dystopian novel where a bisexual and asexual girl fall in love and save the world together along with their trans bestie and everyone is queer except for that one implied straight character*

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fearfulsapphic

7 years ago

lance: hey keith are you okay? i know being galra must be a surprise but…you look really out of it dude do you wanna talk

keith: no im fine

keith internally: all the galra are like 7ft tall. zarkon is fucking 8ft maybe 7 ½ without the suit and i fucking get the short genes. i get the SHORT GENES. im part of an alien race where all of them are ridiculously tall and im fucKING FIVE FOOT SIX–

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fearfulsapphic

8 years ago

anthony ramos reblog if you agree

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