The Signs As Chandler Bing One Liners

The Signs as Students

Aries: That one kid who always breaks the rules but still has many friends that respects them. Would often say their opinions or the opinions of others for them and is somewhat athletic. Doesn’t like going to school.

Taurus: Is the laid-back and quiet student at the back that doesn’t really care but does well at school. Looks very nice and is patient and would prefer not having the spotlight. Doesn’t like going to school.

Gemini: A social butterfly, is very popular but talkative. They usually get accused that they’re the one making noise and passing notes. Has average scores and gossips about the other signs. Doesn’t like going to school.

Cancer: The shy kid that has good grades but avoids volunteering and doesn’t like attention. Has a small group of friends and doesn’t like getting in trouble. Is very nurturing and caring in a way. Doesn’t like going to school.

Leo: The popular kid that always likes attention and has a big group of friends. Very social and aims to be the the teachers pet. Usually likes performing in front of many people and usually shows off. Doesn’t like going to school.

Virgo: That kid that’s a perfectionist and studies a lot for the tests. Quiet and doesn’t do anything much that would cause a lot of effort. Barely gets in trouble and lets their friend copy their homework. Doesn’t like going to school.

Libra: The flirtatious type that is outgoing and loves going to parties and events. Doesn’t like having anyone hate them and wants to please everyone. Sometimes gets in trouble but a good friend, doesn’t like going to school.

Scorpio: That one kid that breaks the rules but still is one of the top students in class. Is mysterious and sassy in a way but is a good and protective friend, doesn’t really like school.

Sagittarius: Is usually absent but maintains grades and has a small group of friends. Is liked by some teachers and open-minded, doesn’t like going to school.

Capricorn: That weird kid that is usually misunderstood. Does well in school but avoids the spotlight. The teacher’s pet and has a small group of friends usually and is dependable. Is secretly depressed and doesn’t like going to school.

Aquarius: Is a rebel and doesn’t like being told what to do. Basically doesn’t want to be there and wants to get the heck out of there. Has a group of friends and somehow maintains their friendship. Doesn’t like going to school.

Pisces: At the back usually seen sleeping during class hours. Is usually the peacemaker but then suddenly causes massive shit because of how corrupted the government and school is. Doesn’t like going to school.

Summary: Everyone doesn’t like going to school

The signs’ angel wings

Aries: fluorescent bright blue, small, look like shooting stars in the dark

Taurus: pale pink, easily hidden, emit a soft star-like glow

Gemini: one wing is white and one is baby blue, both with silvery tips, little but powerful

Cancer: deep crimson, blazing with beautiful fire (but they aren’t harmful!!… unless you want them to be *wink*) >

Leo: dark green with white flecks, the softest feathers

Virgo: shimmery gold wings that create magic dust, when in flight the shimmery dust floats down softly over only the sweetest people and they are given lovely dreams

Libra: dark purple and extremely delicate with soft blue patterns that look like flowers

Scorpio: jet black with small silver streaks that resemble lightning bolts

Sagittarius: very long, soft white feathers, taper at the bottom, the tips are fairy-like and translucent

Capricorn: opaque silver, look like they’ve been dipped in stardust, long wingspan

Aquarius: the colors of a stormy sky, cold to the touch, they sometimes flash like lightning when in flight (only when it’s dark)

Pisces: lavender, fluffy feathers and very small

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I NEED HELP FOR MY SISTER AND HER SON

My name is Monica. And this is my sister Wiola and her six years old son Jakub.

Two months ago my sister’s husband left with another woman and has move to another country. We don’t know where excacly. He doesn’t pay for anything, he doesn’t send any money. He is a piece of shit. He was homophobic towards me (I’m a lesbian), he cheated on her when she was pregnant. He was always working, not caring about his son. But my sister stayed with him because of the child. Also she had to leave the place they live for the last 9 years because it was bought by his parents and they told her to move out.

She is back now in our parents home where I sill live too. There’s only two small rooms in the house, kitchen and one bathroom. All of this for 5 people now. This is our house:

And this is were they sleep

She wants to find a place to rent because right now she is stuck wth Jakub with me in my small room. She is a kindergarden teacher and her salary is only 900zł. And her son is in the first grade and he doesn’t even have a place to do his homework. My father is an alcoholic with violent tendencies so it’s not good for my nephew to still live here. He is very sensitive and cry realy easly and he has developed eating disorder in the past months. She is going to take legal action against her husband but she needs money for that too. Her lawyer told her that maybe there’s a chance to take the house back. Or at least money for it. I don’t know how else to help her because I’m unemployed at this moment. Please we can’t live like that for much longer. She needs 1400$.

Even a dollar makes a difference. And if you are not able to donate, please reblog.

You can use any currency you want: PAYPAL: monicakil@mail.com

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The signs in love

Also look at your Venus and Moon signs.

Aries - They get that special glow and inside they are screaming in pure joy. Taurus - They are on a mission. Help them or you won’t see them anymore. Gemini - Nervous and awkward. They just talk about their crush all the time. Cancer - Obsessed. Start making future plans immediately. Leo - Just proud. The same as usual but they smile more and dress sexier. Virgo - They stop eating and sleeping until they think of an infallible seduction plan. Libra - Accidentally charming everyone’s pants off while going to the toilet all the time(damn nerves). Scorpio - Super obsessed. They need to know everything. Stalk modus. Sagittarius - A bit more relaxed than usually. Mainly because they’re just really happy. Capricorn - Cute and giggly. You won’t recognise them. Aquarius - Over-analyzing everything their crush said x 1000. Pisces - Can’t sleep, can’t eat, obsess, drink too much and cry.