The Signs As: Cliché Character Archtypes

Signs And How Hard They APPEAR Fall In Love

Aries: 7/10

Taurus: 7.5/10

Gemini: pi/10

Cancer: 8/10

Leo: 7.8/10

Virgo: 2/10 that shit private

Libra: 6/10

Scorpio: 34674320000000/10 to their lover and like 5/10 to anyone else

Sagittarius: 1000/10

Capricorn: 0/10 too chill to show it

Aquarius: -10/10

Pisces: 8/10

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The 'natural flirt' squad (use venus or sun)

Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius

The signs as crushes

Aries: they appear cool and brave so you wanna make the craziest shit with them

Taurus: the one who will invite you to netflix & pizza but not because they want to fuck you

Gemini: the one who stares at you when you look away, will tease you and you can talk with them about everything

Cancer: the one who will have a crush on you too

Leo: the leader who seems impressing to you because of their confident attitude

Virgo: the cute, awkward one, who will never know you're crushing on them even if it's obvious

Libra: the charming one that will make you compliments but they're flirty with everyone so you will never know if they have a crush on you too

Scorpio: the mysterious one you also want to fuck

Sagittarius: the witty one, but they are also very honest and are not the type for mixed signals

Capricorn: the sarcastic asshole who sends mixed signals

Aquarius: the rebellious one you want to get to know because they are so interesting

Pisces: the one you want to have deep conversations with for hours and then cuddle

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LOOK WHAT I SAW IN DISNEY STORE IN PARIS I CRIED TEARS OF JOY LORD HELP ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (they don’t have ANY merch in Singapore)

ladybug visits the class to talk about city safety and poses for a photo with a couple of lucky students ~ -x

What I say: I'm fine

What I mean: Girl groups are held to a higher standard than their male counterparts and they are expected to always maintain a spotless public image. One "scandal" is more likely to ruin a female idol's career than a male's. And girl group songs ALWAYS have a higher dislike to like ratio than boy groups on music videos because people will search to the ends of the universe for one tiny flaw in whatever girl groups are doing.

the signs on yahoo answers

aries: how to quickly fix a fist-sized hole in the wall?!?

taurus: how long after the expiry date is my food good for?

gemini: why doesn't my crush like me back?? i did everything right???

cancer: why does my cat hate me so much???

leo: am i pretty?!? (pics included!!)

virgo: pls help i think I'm dying??? i have a stuffy nose and a sore throat!??!?

libra: quick, which flavour of ice-cream should i get??

scorpio: how to make my crush jealous?

sagittarius: how to convince my mom to let me drop out of school and go backpacking??

capricorn: what are some weaknesses i could say in a job interview? i don't think i have any??

aquarius: my mom won't let me get a dog but i kind of already got one??

pisces: my friend seems rlly sad lately how can i make her feel better???

Signs as Miraculous Ladybug Characters

Aries: Plagg

Taurus: Nino

Gemini: Chloe

Cancer: Marinette

Leo: Alya

Virgo: Ladybug

Libra: Tikki

Scorpio: Adrien

Sagittarius: Cat Noir

Capricorn: Hawk Moth

Aquarius: Nathaniel

Pisces: Sabrina