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WHY THE SIGNS ARE CRYING

Aries: they’re not

Taurus: mom said dinner was ready but she lied

Gemini: got shit on by a bird

Cancer: they just felt like it

Leo: their hair got wet

Virgo: everyone is so stupid it’s making them sad

Libra: the nutella jar was empty

Scorpio: going through an emo phase

Sagittarius: allergies 

Capricorn: accidentally opened the front camera

Aquarius: who knows

Pisces: because their fave died

Did I mention these are transparent?

Send in your zodiac confession here

Give our family a chance!

Me, my girlfriend and our daughter are seeking for your help! We was born in Russia nad had to run away from country because of anti-gay propaganda law.

Please help them!! I’ve seen some posts about this couple, but nobody here has directly posted the link to their crowd fund.

Forgot to mention how Married they are

I love how they both stood up like that

What I say: I'm fine

What I mean: Girl groups are held to a higher standard than their male counterparts and they are expected to always maintain a spotless public image. One "scandal" is more likely to ruin a female idol's career than a male's. And girl group songs ALWAYS have a higher dislike to like ratio than boy groups on music videos because people will search to the ends of the universe for one tiny flaw in whatever girl groups are doing.

Diamoric Terms (a better worded post, finally)

Hello! About several months back, I posted two seperate posts about Diamoric specific community terms. They weren’t exactly the best worded, so here’s a brand new post for people!

Sapphic communities have butch and fem, (with tomcat and doe being seen used by bi and pan ladies,) Achillean communities have bear and twink (and about a hundred other lovely terms,) so in the spirit of things, I coined peacock, crow, and kiwi.

But Hatch, what do those mean?

The Avian Spectrum, as we can call it, isn’t about body type or masc/fem presentation, its about style presentation. A peacock diamoric would be flashy (bright makeup and haircolors, colorful clothes, or anything flamboyant) and a kiwi diamoric would seem like a librarian (neutral earthy tones, simple and nice clothes, simple.) Crow is in the middle of that, and if you’re really wanting some in-the-middle terms, pigeon is between peacock and crow, and falcon is between crow and kiwi!

Examples:

Peacock!

X | X | X

Crow!

X | X | X

Kiwi!

X | X | X

The signs with a crush

Days dreams about them constantly: taurus, cancer, pisces

Openly flirts: aries, gemini, leo, libra, sagittarius

Observes from afar:  virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

WHAT THE SIGNS MEAN WHEN THEY SAY "MAYBE"

They mean no: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

They don't know: Aries, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

They didn't hear what you said the first time: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius

i know a lot of you don’t give a fuck about latinos issues, but venezuela may or may not be entering in a TOTAL dictatorship tomorrow, and i’m so fucking angry, i’m so sad…i’m not venezuelan i’m argentinian and i’m so angry because we can’t do shit to help our venezuelan friends we can do nothing to help the people from venezuela we can just PRAY that everything will okay and venezuela can kick maduro’s ass out of their country, so CAN YOU [THE REST OF THE WORLD] JUST HELP US, LATINOAMERICA, PRAYING FOR VENEZUELA??? please, i’m losing my shit out here because i don’t have not a single way to contact my venezuelan friend and i’m fucking worried. sorry for swearing i’m really freaking out

The Signs: Cuteness level

Aries: 89%

Taurus: 67%

Gemini: 276%

Cancer: 101%

Leo: 80%

Virgo: 77%

Libra: 200%

Scorpio: 38%

Sagittarius: 99.2%

 Capricorn: cheeky nandos

Aquarius: 666%

Pisces: 55%