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Bisexual (Pride Collection) Here is the lovely bisexual pride dress!  The hearts turned out wonderfully against the dark blue.

screams at the sight of anything scary: Gemini, Scorpio, Cancer, Pisces, Libra, Taurus

contains the fear within: Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Leo, Aries

The signs in relationships (some are based off people I know)

Aries: Quite shy. Likes to hold hand and kiss. PDA is their thing, but they don't like to shove their relationship in people's faces. Flirts a lot and teases but doesn't even realise it.

Taurus: Has such an unbelievably big heart, it's kind of overwhelming. Extremely protective over their partner, loves affection and feeling a sense of worth.

Gemini: Enjoys relationship as much as they can. Worries about their partner and makes sure that they have everything that they need. Likes affection, including a little PDA (usually just holding hands). Isn't possessive but likes others to know that their partner is theirs. Emotional, needs to be assured sometimes that it's going to be okay and that they can do it. Overall a loving partner and a very caring person.

Cancer: Usually very shy. Likes to make sure that the other person is okay and having a good day, makes it their mission to ensure their partner is feeling as good as possible. Enjoys the feeling of knowing that they've helped their partner. Blushes easily and gets flustered a lot when their partner says cute things.

Leo: Ball of shyness. Isn't an 'out going person' but will protect their partner with EVERYTHING that they have. Is shy with giving affection (usually says compliments weirdly), likes to spend time with other person, doesn't feel the need to hold hands and hug constantly. VERY shy kisser, eye contact is a rare thing, but overall Leos are caring and just want the best for both them and their partner. Also a bit of a worrier.

Virgo: More like best friends with their partner than a partner. Likes to mess around and have a joke. Isn't keen on PDA but enjoys affection and romance at home.

Libra: Enjoys dates. They don't have to be big like going out for a meal, they enjoy little things like walks in the park or going to a cafe.

Scorpio: Thinks matching outfits are really cool. Will high five you when you want to hold their hand and then laugh. Smiles into kisses. Falls asleep on their partner in films.

Sagittarius: Likes to feel a sense of need - wants to make sure that their partner is having a good day and will go to mad lengths to make sure that if their partner isn't okay, they can cheer them up. Shy with kissing, but loves to cuddle and hold hands. Has this HUGE THING about nicknames. Loves nicknames. Has at least nine for their partner.

Capricorn: Loves cuddles. Likes being playing and doing silly little things. LOVES SELFIES. Some are nice but they'll mainly make their partner take silly ones with them.

Aquarius: Very protective. Know their partner perfectly. Knows when they need space, when they need comfort, knows when they need something or when they want something. Enjoys giving and receiving little gifts and also loves to make out.

Pisces: Isn't HUGE on affection and PDA, but likes to know that their partner is okay. Bit of a joker, likes to prank partner and can sometimes not know when to stop. Extremely sweet and likes to know the feelings they have are returned.

The signs’ angel wings

Aries: fluorescent bright blue, small, look like shooting stars in the dark

Taurus: pale pink, easily hidden, emit a soft star-like glow

Gemini: one wing is white and one is baby blue, both with silvery tips, little but powerful

Cancer: deep crimson, blazing with beautiful fire (but they aren’t harmful!!… unless you want them to be *wink*) >

Leo: dark green with white flecks, the softest feathers

Virgo: shimmery gold wings that create magic dust, when in flight the shimmery dust floats down softly over only the sweetest people and they are given lovely dreams

Libra: dark purple and extremely delicate with soft blue patterns that look like flowers

Scorpio: jet black with small silver streaks that resemble lightning bolts

Sagittarius: very long, soft white feathers, taper at the bottom, the tips are fairy-like and translucent

Capricorn: opaque silver, look like they’ve been dipped in stardust, long wingspan

Aquarius: the colors of a stormy sky, cold to the touch, they sometimes flash like lightning when in flight (only when it’s dark)

Pisces: lavender, fluffy feathers and very small

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

australians: gun control worked here

white american male: source???

australians: we are still alive

The Signs At A Sleepover *A zodiac story*

"Taurus, do you ever get off the couch?" Pisces asked from the floor. He would have gotten the blankets himself but Cancer was using his lap as a pillow and he was terrified to disturb her slumber. Taurus grumbled and pushed the laptop off her thighs. "ARIES!" Taurus called looking at the stairs, waiting for a response. When she didn't get one she decided to go upstairs to see what Aries was doing.

Taurus arrived at the top of the stairs and rolled her eyes at the sight of aries and scorpio kissing. "Why is it always you two?" She asked and Aries quickly jumped off of Scorpio. "We were just-uh it was a dare!" Aries quickly exclaimed and scorpio gave her a confused look.

"Oh please, you didn't think this was anything serious." Aries laughed and then quickly sobered in response to scorpio's blank expression.

"Just..not on my bed." Taurus turned and walked back down the stairs.

"Can we go somewhere?" Sagittarius asked and huffed when Taurus didn't respond. "Taurus, I'm bored, what are we going to do?" He continued and Taurus groaned. "It wasn't even my idea to have this sleepover, can't we just watch netflix?"

Aquarius barged into the living room with Gemini and Cancer shot out of Pisces lap. "Oh no.." Pisces said quietly and Aquarius stared at Cancer for a moment.

"Why do you guys always have to make so much noise!?" Cancer pouted and walked up the stairs to find somewhere quiet to sleep.

"OH ARE YOU JOKING?" She yelled when she found Aries and Scorpio in the bed. "All I want is some sleep." She whined and walked down the hall into the guest bedroom.

"Anywayyy... aliens." Aquarius said randomly and Gemini smirked. "Scientific evidence proves there could be life forms on other planets and I think it would be best if the govern-" Gemini was cut off by Taurus. "You're giving me a headache." Taurus whispered and Gemini continued talking to Aquarius in a hushed voice. "The entire idea of aliens is completely irrational." Capricorn looked up from her phone

"Taurusss!" Leo called from the kitchen and Libra jumped off the counter immediately when Taurus walked in. "What have you done to my kitchen!" Taurus looked at the flour covered table and sniffed the burnt aroma. "They did it not me!" Virgo quickly pointed the blame on Libra and Leo. "Get out!" Taurus said in an urgent tone and Libra and Leo ran out of the kitchen while Virgo fussed and walked out.

"THIS IS NEVER HAPPENING AT MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN!" Taurus called from the kitchen.

Side note: Pisces fell asleep on the floor, Capricorn eventually dozed off in a lounge chair, Scorpio and Aries fell asleep in Taurus' bed, Aquarius and Gemini stayed up all night playing trivial pursuit, Sagittarius complained about being bored until they passed out, Virgo and Leo fell asleep next to Pisces, Libra slept peacefully on the couch, Cancer slept in the guest bed all night and Taurus stayed up until the morning fixing the mess Leo made trying to cook.