Dear Friends And Supporters,

what the fuck

Signs as Miraculous Ladybug Characters

Aries: Plagg

Taurus: Nino

Gemini: Chloe

Cancer: Marinette

Leo: Alya

Virgo: Ladybug

Libra: Tikki

Scorpio: Adrien

Sagittarius: Cat Noir

Capricorn: Hawk Moth

Aquarius: Nathaniel

Pisces: Sabrina

Read more about your Zodiac sign here

The signs as accents

Aries: French

Taurus: English

Gemini: Italian

Cancer: American

Leo: South African

Virgo: Australian

Libra: Russian

Scorpio: New Zealand

Sagittarius: Scottish

Capricorn: Irish

Aquarius: Scandinavian

Pisces: Welsh

australians: gun control worked here

white american male: source???

australians: we are still alive

Why You’ll Never Get Over The Signs

Aries: The fire raging inside of them was like nothing you’ve ever seen before. It was dangerous but enticing.

Taurus: They made you feel safe in their arms. Protecting you from all of life’s demons and making sure that you were always surrounded by comfort and beauty.

Gemini: Showed you how to have fun. Helped you come out of your shell and realize that there’s a lot of people like you out there, and you’ll never have to be without a friend.

Cancer: Opened their heart for you to move in. You felt at home with them and wouldn’t hesitate to start a family.

Leo: They gave you a romance like a Hollywood movie. They showered you with gifts and affection. They loved to see you smile. You were their King/Queen ruling beside them.

Virgo: Always helped you work for your goals. They kept you grounded and let you know when you were wrong. They helped you grow a lot as a person.

Libra: They hated to see you as anything but happy. Tried their best to always keep you in a good mood and felt honored to be in your presence. 

Scorpio: They loved you passionately with every fiber of their being like no one else ever did, and they would do anything for you.

Sagittarius: They showed you a whole new world and distracted you from whatever stress you were under. They really showed you how to live life to its fullest every day.

Capricorn: They wanted to build an empire with you. The both of you against the world and no one could stop you from becoming the ultimate power couple.

Aquarius: Opened your mind to things you never even dreamed possible before. You loved that they would always fight for what’s right and they always fought for their right to be an individual. A true free spirit.

Pisces: You admired their creativity. They were always dreaming of something and you couldn’t wait to come home to hear them tell you about their daydreams. They believed anything was possible if you put your mind to it, and they made you believe it too.

I’m sick to my fucking stomach

The ‘MAP’ flag had the same color scheme as the pan flag and now they’re switching to the bi flag

If you see anyone with this flag or any variation

Run

Don’t fucking hesitate to block because pedos are now using this new “flag” and other forms of it

Can I get a signal boost from larger accounts? Start tagging people so this will spread

talk show with michael b jordan and steven yeun where i invite them to sit down and recreate iconic anime scenes based only on memory and the contents of their pockets 

Zodiac Family

♈ Cousin Aries: The competitive one who has to win all the games, drink the most alcohol, and win the backyard Cricket game. The cousin who skydives and base jumps and has bright red hair and most of the family is kind of intimidated by them

♉ Aunt Taurus: Will be the one cooking the food, baking the cookies and giving everyone the thoughtful gifts; they take lots of photos of their family. As soon as dissent breaks out they go and lie in the hammock til everyone leaves

♊ Twin Cousins Gemini: Will arrive late on all occasions, dominates the conversation; and you're not sure who will show up ... the family comedic hippie, or the stylish intellect among some, when the conversation gets boring they can't take their eyes off their phones

♌ Mother Cancer: Is the nurturer, the family centre, the one who people go to in their troubles, for unconditional love, wisdom, and the sixth sense motherly instinct. She frequently volunteers to take care of the babies, has a special bond with each of the family members

♋ Uncle Leo: Is always bragging about his wife and kids, showing off pictures of their house and children, always giving the largest and most extravagant thought out gifts, the booming laugh is louder than any voice

♍ Cousin Virgo: Is the overachiever in school, seems like the perfect student, but also seems somewhat detached from his family, parents especially. Makes witty remarks but too often keeps these to himself

♎ Libra Daughter: Is class dux, on all the school committees, has a tonne of friends, on edge out of fear of a massive family fight, makes time to talk to everyone

♏ Aunt Scorpio: Is that aunt you always suspected was a witch, into natural medicine, spells, religion, life, death and rebirth. No one really knows anything about her, smells like incense

♐ Sagittarius brother: Arrives home from his time spent on an Indian pilgrimage to learn about the culture just in time. Is the one who brings his dog, beer, and organises the games, sports, and music

♑ Father Capricorn: Sits at the head of the table looking proudly over his family, the successful businessman, brings the finances, the loyalty, the discipline and the attentiveness, his family want to impress him

♒ Aunt Aquarius: Is that strange, nonsensical aunt that rambles on about conspiracies, planning for the global breakdown and her eccentric ideas

♓ Grandma Pisces: Is the one you go to for their wisdom, for unconditional support, for nonjudgmental ears and amazing insight, sixth sense intuition, the 'go to' person for the family