psych + textposts bc it was about time i did one
an underrated psych bit imo
The horses in his brain are not ok
HE SHOULD BE TUMBLRS SWEETHEART
Burton "Gus" Guster. Character of all time. His middle name should be "Yes And". He is ride or die but he will kvetch about it. He is literally screaming crying throwing up. He's divorced. He has strong opinions about Pluto. He almost joined a cult. He claims his bestie on his taxes. He can tap dance and sing like a pro. He blogs about marine animals. He has so many niche interests. His bestie had to blackmail his boss to allow him to continue running around solving crime. He accurately deciphered the text message "binshot not lol". He went undercover as a model. He's not over losing the spelling bee as a child. He owns a shirt advertising cold sore medicine. He drove a stolen car to San Francisco to be with his bestie and only turned around 12 times. He's a sympathetic crier.
oh you just know every trivia night announcer in santa barbara hates to see these three coming
i think the best part of shawn spencer's character is the fact that he's an incredible crack shot and yet he voluntarily walks into every life threatening situation 100% unarmed
just cause you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes
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