Sanitys Fall

“alone”

pros: alone 

cons: alone

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

just blocked someone for having a better childhood than mine #sorry

he was like the cutest thing ever bruv🥰

me asf

this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along

POV: your theater just saw a 10-year-old boy get squashed by a falling piano

me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”