PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

the biggest mistake people make is assuming that weird sex with women is about mommy issues and weird sex with men is about daddy issues. wrong. a woman can be your father too. #feminism

what real suffering looks like

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

If i was a director I'd be like yeah the ideal way to watch my film is on your second monitor while playing video games after you torrented it

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

>"this land was uninhabitable desert before we came and fixed it!"

>look at the land

>inhabitants