bong joon ho really said "here's a story about how capitalism is designed to exploit the weak however it can. we must break the machine. those at the top cannot be reasoned with and have to be stopped by force. i know you feel expendable. they don't care about you and will beat you into submission at a moment's notice. you're not expendable. our only way out is through compassion. im killing donald trump with a bomb. im showing you that someone will always love you. oh and here's robert pattinson having sex with himself as a treat."
10/10 dad joke
my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now
draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope
i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me
WALLACE WELLS SWEEP
EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*
this photo has me spiraling. one hand on each the greed they talk about in bible. she’s so fucking real tho