Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that
when im gonna stop posting abt those apps? NEVER😜
vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
Everything is fine.
SUCCESSION 4x09 "Church and State"
kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that
obligatory mid april happy birthday jude st. francis post
EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*
SABRINA CARPENTER for the 2025 Met Gala via louisvuitton on Instagram