Sorry I Love This Painfully Mid Media So Much I Could Throw Up

Holy trinity

how it feels giving all ur favorite characters ur own characteristics

no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid

you know i’m such a fool for you

this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope

Alex Browning, Final Destination (2000) Kimberly Corman, Final Destination 2 (2003) Wendy Christensen, Final Destination 3 (2006) Nick O'Bannon, The Final Destination (2009) Sam Lawton, Final Destination 5 (2011) Iris Campbell, Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.