Can Anyone Tell Me The Watch Order For Every Movie Ever So I Can Understand All References And Homages

“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific

happy mother’s day to helena eagan, the first woman to be a deadbeat mother to her own self

Im so brave for going outside even though everyone thinks im weird and is plotting to undermine/hurt me

Love doing my own thing I could never be scared or bored of being alone I LOVE MY PERSONAL SILENCE #MySilence

aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

fly on your wall - angel olsen

by me, @catchinglizards

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

This was for the succession anniversary but I didn’t finish it rip

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe