Gemma Is So Great, They Tell Her "Your Husband Remarried Btw" And She's Like "You're Lying, I Know My

10/10 dad joke

Holy trinity

lowkey i just killed all innocents

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

— Anne Carson, from “Red Doc>.”

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

Honestlyyyy I’m so delighted that Severance of all shows gave us representation of the specific queer experience of thinking you might be getting invited into a threesome and then discovering you’re instead going to hear about Christianity

weird freak mutual to weird freak mutual connection