Not A Subtle Bone In Her Body I’m Afraid

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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

this was my challengers

i just saw mickey 17, i really enjoyed it but i was hoping for some selfcest... just one leetle kiss at least!! u know mickey 18 was ready to plow the way he was playing with 17's hair too 😭 well at least i know the perverts on ao3 won't let me down. but yes lack of selfcest aside it was such a fun, weird, special movie

2026: tumblr user confused about why everyone is mad at his "adolf hitler with mastectomy scars" pictures

Joining the war on queerbait on the side of queerbait bc after a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical but is often true

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use

Tom Wambsgans SUCCESSION