Have You Ever Asked Yourself: “What Does The Skunk Say?” Unmute To Find Out

anyone please ask your crush out like this

this is the only ship that matters

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

the realization this brought me made me cry actual tears.. [not mine]

:/

When I’m a parent I’m definitely going to ask my child often “are you okay?” I never want my child to be crying their eyes out when I’m peacefully sleeping under the same roof and I certainly never want them to feel like there’s nobody there for them. Because I always will be

Is there a certain word to describe the feeling when you fall in love with someone and you’re slowly distancing yourself because commitment majorly scares you…other than fuck

…..asking for a friend 🙃