Staig Headcanons:

staig headcanons:

• Dislike each other at first but slowly find out they have more in common than they think but both just keep waiting and silently wishing for the other to first initiate something

• They bond over their similar music taste

• Whenever Stan catches Craig staring he thinks he’s glaring at him and is afraid his crush hates him, Craig flipping him off whenever he gets caught also does NOT help

• Stan’s friends try to reassure him by saying that he would definitely be able to beat Craig in a fight because he kinda sucked in that Tweek vs. Craig episode

• Whenever Stan gets the chance he just approves or immediately agrees with whatever Craig says as a way to show his interest (sometimes mistaken as sarcasm bc of their rivalry) and hoping that Craig gets the hint but he will frantically deny ever liking him at all (this hc the other way around would actually be quite cute too)

• When Stan texts Craig for a school matter or for whatever reason, it always concerns him if Stan’s dry ass texting means he’s mad at him or not but when they get closer he finds out that’s just the way he is

• Stan sometimes gets in detention just so he can spend some more time with Craig instead of actually making a move on him

• The whole class mistakes their pining over each as a rivalry because they’re both shitty at admitting it and/or showing it

• Cartman would probably be spreading rumors about how eventually a fight is definitely gonna end up happening between those two but then it turns out that Stan and Craig are actually a couple instead

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fernmert3ns

1 year ago

yes

Panel 1: Dipper has his hand drawn back to throw a ball. Mabel is prepared to catch it. They're both grinning.

Panel 2: Stan is standing, holding a can. His face is neutral as he watches the kids.

Panel 3: Dipper throws the ball to Mabel, who lifts her arms up to catch it. The ball is in the air.

Panel 4: Mabel has missed and the ball is flying at Stan. He has a look of surprise on his face. Panel 5: He drops the can and is making an 'oof' face.

Panel 6: Stan dramatically holds his chest and puts his hand on his head. He says "OW! MY BOOBS!" Panel 7: The kids stan in front of Stan, looking up at him. He stares at them back, hands at his side. Mabel says "Grunkle Stan, you don't have boobs"

Panel 8: The kids continue to stare at Stan as he says "Oh yeah" Panel 9: He scratches his head and looks up thoughtfully. He says "Still forget I don't have those anymore"

Panel 10: He looks back to the kids and they stare at each other. Panel 11: Stan blinks.

Panel 12: They continue to stare at each other. Panel 13: Stan walks away and the kids watch him, mouths open.

Panel 14: The kids look shocked as Stan leaves the frame. Panel 15: Dipper and Mabel stand side by side with confused looks. Dipper says "Anymore?"

Panel 16: Mabel looks at Dipper. Dipper lifts a hand to call out "Stan? Stan!" Panel 17: Dipper runs, yelling "ANYMORE?" and Mabel watches him in surprise.

*casually comes out*

(dipper is panicky because he’s also trans and confused and surprised. i wanna draw them talking and bonding over their transness at some point)

btw if you can’t read my writing the alt text has the speech

also if you saw this a few minutes ago… you didn’t (it went weird so i’m reposting it)

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fernmert3ns

5 months ago

funny difference I noticed

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fernmert3ns

9 months ago

I have a lot to to say about Craig and Kyle relationship, and would like to do a thread for all of their canon reactions. But personally I thought the reason Cryle isnt as popular as Staig or Crenny is Craig and Kyle didnt have any work-together situation, even though they are on good term and had a lot of side-line moments.

My fav is Craig going after Kyle and told him: "It's okay, calm down." Yeah obviously Craig calm people down just like how he does with Tweek, but it was still sweet as it showed Craig cared for Kyle as a friend.

Personally I think they share the same view toward a lot of events, yet their reactions to it differ. Regarding Cartman and Jimmy' disagreement in Fishstick, Craig, as well as Kyle, knew how Cartman' mental gymnastic works. They had a rather non-animosity argument about how Jimmy should deal with Cartman, and the scene shed a few light on how Kyle/Craig dynamic would work!