How Do Undertakers Get Paid?

How do undertakers get paid?

In crypt-o-currency!

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

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I Had A Thing On Fb And Asked My Friends To Give Me Ideas For Funny Shirts On Mousegirls And Heres Some

I had a thing on fb and asked my friends to give me ideas for funny shirts on mousegirls and heres some of them

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i'm laughing for real right now

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Help my economic system where critical public infrastructure is dependent on the services of unaccountable private corporations is fucking up again

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ferntasie

8 months ago

idea for the next despicable me movie. one of the minions wishes on the monkey's paw "MEENA WANNA BIGGA WEENIE!" and at first he sprouts a four-incher (which is huge for such a little guy) much to his delight but then it keeps growing nonstop and knocks the monkey's paw down the sewer so the gang has to go on an adventure to find it before the whole city is engulfed in stretchy yellow minion dick. and they say the magic words "BIGGA WEENIE BYE-BYE!" and he looks down and realizes he is now cockless and screams and everyone shares a laugh. until one of them picks up the monkey's paw and says "MEENA WANNA BIGGA BOOTY!" and a minion looks at the audience with a here-we-go-again expression and the credits roll.

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ferntasie

1 year ago

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ive been looking for this for so long

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3 months ago

transition milestone: marked increase in the number of jars i can't open

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