Why Does An Undertaker Make A Good Gossip?

Twighlight: Rainbow dash did you seriously post "me after fapping my boner" in the castle group chat?

Dash: Oh dang I meant to send that to the friends group chat but like, aren't all the same people in the castle group chat?

Twighlight: first of all the rules of the friend group chat clearly state that memes go in the meme channel. secondly... CELESTIA AND LUNA ARE IN THE CASTLE GROUPCHAT.

princess celestia in the group chat: 🤣🤣🤣

princess luna:

you know that part in the winter wonderland song where they tell the snowman that they're not married but he can "do the job while [he's] in town"? apparently the job is just officiating a wedding, i thought they were offering to fuck the snowman

I unironically really enjoy the opera-rap + tuba sections.

Okay so it’s finals season which means I’ve cracked and need to go on my ramble about one of my favorite pieces of music of all time: The Most Unwanted Song.

The thing about this song isn’t that it’s bad. It’s a special kind of horrific. It’s so bad it crosses the invisible artistic barrier and becomes brilliant. And it was designed for that. 

See back in the 1990s these two artists decided to make a series of paintings (I promise it’s connected). Graphic designers  Vitaly Komar and Alexander Melamid sat down to create the “best” and “worst” paintings based on opinion polls. There’s commentary about public opinion in there, but that’s not the point right now. The point is, they were approached by a gallery owner and asked to make a CD using the same principle. 

So they started polling people. Turns out, the American public, when asked about what they hate in music, has a lot of answers. Winning answers included bagpipes, opera, rap, intellectually stimulating music (hah!), cowboy music, swearing in music, long songs, songs about America, children’s choirs, advertising jingles, and accordions. 

And then they set out to put all those things into one song with the help of Dave Soldier. 

And boy did they succeed. 

In order to make this song work, they couldn’t just have all the individual elements working separately. There wasn’t time for that, and they would have lost a lot of unity. So they went the inventive direction. So that’s why we have a opera-rap soprano singing lyrics with casual profanity about being a cowboy and philosophical discussions. That’s how we get this: 

It’s 22 minutes long. 22 minutes to consider your place in the universe. 

People also hate politics in songs, so at the end someone screams a protest rant through a bullhorn. At one point it sounds like someone is throwing up in the background. 

The best part of this, of course is that it was done by professional musicians. It’s pretty clear that they know what they’re doing and are choosing to do it really really badly. It adds to that flavor of chaos. 

I genuinely believe that everyone should listen to this song at least once. If nothing else, it will be funny. 

First T-girl Tummy Tuesday where none of it is covered by patches; just switched to injections! The patch was fun as a visible trans pride symbol but tended to get wrinkled and lose effectiveness more easily after the belly underneath developed more curvature.

this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

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until recently I had only heard his name in one of my kid's phonk remixes so I assumed he was a fictional character made up for a song

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

Still doing this. They usually reply with a non sequitur like "How much are they charging you?"

When the Spectrum™ people at the grocery store try to stop me and sell me subpar internet service, I've made a habit of replying "I'm already on the spectrum!"

headcanon: this is what Blush is painting in-universe during her battle

match the colors