It's Cool That More People Are Watching Tokyo Godfathers Thanks To Youtube, But That Version Has Outdated

⚔️🐰 STEEL YOURSELF! 🐇🛡️

What do they put in diet sodas for birds?

Artificial tweeteners!

After all, continuing further would be a *grave* offense.

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

A reminder that

Pedophilia ≠ Child Sexual Abuse

Zoophilia ≠ Bestiality

Pedophilia and Zoophilia are the attractions

Abuse and Bestiality are the actions

Stop misusing these words

Not every para is a predator

*hits blunt made from a rolled-up botany paper*

The ultimate androgynous name is "Corylus Maxima". You can nickname them not only "Cory" and "Max", but also "Hazel" and "Filbert".

Minute™ rice takes more than 60 seconds to cook. False advertising!

Unless...

It's not pronounced "MIN-it" rice, it's "my-NOOT" rice!

Y'know, because grains of rice are really small.

Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao

Great shy, pink & yellow characters think alike….

@xiaokuer-schmetterling happened uprawn this crabulous post

would it krill you to have a little shrimpathy?

this should have been me