I Made A Cooking By The Book Edit Starring Marcille And Featuring Senshi

On the 31st anniversary of Animation Magic's Zelda games, I am proud to announce Aypo's Library - a fansite dedicated to archiving various facts, tidbits, developmental history, and more about the CD-i Nintendo games.

I've dug up some brand-new factoids regarding these games while putting the site together, including:

Accurate Hotel Mario holiday message dates

New evidence regarding Iggy's lost hotel

Early blurbs for four of the games

More comprehensive writeups about the unreleased CD-i Nintendo titles

More? I think???

Come on in!

forget area 51, i wanna raid the cheese caves

hazbin hotel if i wrote it

gay spider: hey hazbin made a lasagna. 's pretty good.

radio man: it could use some more oregano. [lip smack] not gonna lie.

gay spider: that wasn't an invitation to eat directly from my plate, Nathaniel.

radio man: was the garlic pre-minced? it tastes pre-minced.

gay spider: what does that even mean? how can you taste that?

radio man: the mincing. i dont taste it.

hazbin: heyyy guys i made a lasagna! hows everyone in the hotel my friends!

radio man: oh yeah i saw. im not very hungry right now though.

vagina: i ate. the whole rest of the lasagna.

hazbin: oh my satan really you liked it that much?!

radio man: pre-minced.

vagina: mm?

radio man: the garlic was pre-minced.

vagina: how can you even taste that?

gay spider: that's what i was saying!

Hazbin: haha well i guess i'll have to bake another for vagina but first, we are going to hell-target to have sex in the plus size clothing section.

bartender muppet: how genius! nobody else will be there. except Ronnie the plus sized lesbian pit fiend. a character in this show. she is a "butch lesbian" and smokes cogarettes. she has a "strap"

radio man: William may i have the rest of your lasagna

gay spider: i thought you didn't like it and said you weren't hungry?

radio man: ya. i dont care i wanna eat it.

gay spider: fine. [pushes the plate towards the anthropomorphic jackalope man]

[jump cuts to porn wolf and richard horvitz pouring skim milk into an inflatable pool with enraptured fascination]

🛍️THE DOCTOR IS IN‼️

you know that part in the winter wonderland song where they tell the snowman that they're not married but he can "do the job while [he's] in town"? apparently the job is just officiating a wedding, i thought they were offering to fuck the snowman

Pls pls pls pls tell me you don't support pedos ur posts are so hot and cool I don't wanna have to unfollow you

obviously this ask is in bad faith and u can fuck of for that.

but just so we are clear what i dont support is sexual assault and i think we should be doing what we can to help children be able to recognise and get help in such situations, which to be clear, statistically usually comes from someone they know, often a family member.

this stupid fucking framing of "the pedos" being this sick group of individuals that are hunting down our kids is so fucking dumb, im not interested in going after anyone for the way they think, thought crimes dont fucking exist. We should be dealing with all the issues that lead to adults in positions of power of children being able to abuse the system to get away with it.

stop falling for this shit. if you constantly other and dehumanize these types of crimes people will be less likely to believe victims when their abuser is even somewhat respected by anyone, because surely they couldnt possibly be as bad as those disgusting pedos right??? they arent people they're monsters!!!!!

if you disagree then please do unfollow me

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

used my spotify moneys to buy a single grain of rice!!! lammys eatin good today!!!

I had a thing on fb and asked my friends to give me ideas for funny shirts on mousegirls and heres some of them