“no One’s Ever Mad At Me Unless They Tell Me So” Is The Best Assumption I’ve Ever Made

steve may not have been breaking entirely new ground when he invented the from-far-away-channel-changer-thing but it was creative and it didn't require batteries and he was so proud of it, the kids had no right to shit on his creation like that

Great shy, pink & yellow characters think alike….

if only i were a normal human girl like my friends.. i'll never fit in caus, my nature..

We often talk about "ludonarrative dissonance" in terms of morality and situations like "the story says violence is bad, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to kill things" but my actual fave version of it is "the story says you have a very serious plot-relevant time-sensitive thing to do, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to buzz off into the world and search for collectibles for five weeks"

An undertaker's favorite foods are gravey, dirt pudding, and Tombstone pizza

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!

The road to heaven is paved with MALICE 😈