Added Webfishing Sounds

This Tgirl Tummy Tuesday is also my 3-year estrogen anniversary and I love what it's done to my figure!

i like walking toward a glass door or tall window and watching my hips in the reflection 💖

Guilt must truly ask itself what it’s purpose is for it to stick around. It must justify itself, it must be useful. “Deserving” and “being correct” is not enough. Those are irrelevant justifications. Guilt must be willing to become growth and culpability or it must bid farewell

@xiaokuer-schmetterling happened uprawn this crabulous post

would it krill you to have a little shrimpathy?

do you think anyone ever had their sexual awakening from the scallions from veggietales and now they really want someone to use them as a footstool or a table to play scrabble on and tie them up and beat them up and throw them out of babylon

Simple Things You Can Do If You're Feeling Really Bad!

-Stand up, if you're standing, sit down.

-Drink water!

-Stretch a little.

-Listen to your favorite music!

-See if you're up-to-date on your meals for the day, missing lunch or some-such can really knock the wind out of your sails.

-Make sure if you're on any medications that you haven't forgotten to take any.

-It doesn't hurt to have a little treat every now and then, nutrition aside, if you're feeling sad, a good taste in your mouth might help with that.

-Have a small cup of tea or other hot drink.

-If you're in a position to, maybe a short nap will do you some good.

-Take off your shoes, take off your socks, at least just briefly. Removing layers like jackets, gloves and scarfs may work as well.

-Go outside for a bit, take in a breath of fresh air and enjoy the sounds of nature around you.

These are really simple and basic things, but I understand when you're feeling depressed or seemingly inexplicably feeling irritable, tired or achy it can be hard to come up with a way to deal with these random bad feelings. The human body has its own engine check lights and warning signals, and it's important to listen to them!

Hii maybe your interested in commissions. Thank you

Hi! The last one came from a trade of favors with a real-life friend; I won't be purchasing new commissions from people regularly. You have lovely art though!

things there should be 18+ versions of;

- birthday clowns

- chuckee cheese-ass arcade and fun complexes (I will accept Dave n Busters adding the dragons as animatronics and walking mascots but only if they also pole dance)

-candy stores

-build a bear workshop-type establishments

-the fun parts of easter

What's an undertaker's favorite element on the periodic table?

Barium!

Why are undertakers always so tired?

Because they’re always taking graveyard shifts!