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had a my little pony related dream while the show was playing in the room in real life and injecting lines into my dream so i would occasionally see a random character like princess luna go "THIS NOT PERFECT, YAK SMASH!!"

took me a long time to find out that stanley cups are a brand of drinking vessel and people weren't just lying about their hockey achievements

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you know how if a human kisses a frog it will turn into a human? it's the opposite for mice. mouse saliva has transformative properties that will gradually turn you into more of a mouse with each kiss. but if you kiss too much, it's permanent, you're a mouse forever.

anyway that's the legal disclaimer out of the way. how many kisses you want?

katys in the hospidal cause she leaned in to kiss me and i got so so nervous i pull ed her tongue out of her mout and started playing it like a guitar

i think touch screen keyboards are evil. keyboards were never meant to be flat. they need to be tactile

until recently I had only heard his name in one of my kid's phonk remixes so I assumed he was a fictional character made up for a song

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.