How Other Cosmere Characters Would Convince The Stick To Become Fire

How Other Cosmere Characters Would Convince The Stick to Become Fire

Shallan once famously failed to convince the Stick to become fire. But how might other characters approach this stick-y problem?

Moash: There is nothing for you as a stick. Fade away. Become ash.

Hoid: Do you like stories, Stick? How about the one about Firestick, the Stick Who Became Fire…

Rlain: To understand fire, you must become fire. It’s about bridging minds.

Renarin: I see no future in which you become fire…But the future can be changed!

Steris: I have prepared 957 reasons why being fire would be advantageous for you. Reason 1, Part A…

Lopen: Women LOVE a stick who can become fire, gon!

Dalinar: You WILL become fire.

Dalinar: …Huh. That usually works.

Lift: You know what’s delicious? Toasted marshmallows!

Navani: (Gets out a big magnifying glass)

Jasnah: (Turns a rock into fire instead)

Jasnah: I like to challenge myself.

Mraize: You have to ask yourself, Little Stick: are you hunter, or are you the prey?

Kelsier: I like your style, Stick! You want to join my crew? Your job is being fire!

Odium: First, I must take away everyone this Stick loves!

Nale: I have convinced the ruler to draft a new law. You must become fire.

Sebarial: (Getting a massage) Eh. I hired someone else to do it.

Kaladin: No. This is…wrong.

Kaladin: This Stick wants to be a Stick. And I will protect it!

Kaladin: It will not cease to be a stick on my watch!

Stick: (immediately becomes fire)

Kaladin: NOOOOOOOOOO

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1- drink water when you're eating so that it comes out better and you don't end up hurting your esophagus.

2- please don't use anything other than your fingers, anything else is much more likely to cause damage to your gag reflex and throat.

3- wash your hands before pvrging

4- take deep breaths. ever notice your vision getting foggy while pvrging? that's because when you don't get enough oxygen, your eyesight is the first thing to go.

5- every time you are done pvking, you need to fill a glass with 8oz water, mix in roughly 1/2tsp of baking soda and swish and gargle that in your mouth. the baking soda helps neutralize the acid from your stomach and prevents your teeth from rotting. this mixture is safe to drink. drink some of it if your throat is burning.

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