his babygirl levels are reaching critical
some of u need to calm down w ur usernames … wdym daddysbigcock liked my post 😭
Ok, but Vox yelling at the screen during Alastors battle like it’s a football game had me✋🏻
Please do this if you want a future
reblogging for myself
learn to coupon
what to do when you can’t afford therapy
cleaning your bathroom
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
stress management
quick fix meals
find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
what’s a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
my moving out masterpost
how to make friends as an adult (video)
how to do taxes (video)
recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
change a flat tire (video)
how to do laundry (video)
opening a bank account (video)
laundry cheat sheet
recipes masterpost
tricks to help you sleep more
what the fuck should you make for dinner?
where should you go for drinks?
alcohol: know your limits
easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
how to write a check
career builder
browse careers
birth control information
financial management software & app (free)
my mental health masterpost
my college applications masterpost
how to jumpstart a car
sex ed masterpost
My husband is amazing
Alastor panicked and incredulous at him almost dying trying to protect and help people of all things is glorious, my poor baby.
ALASTOR MY BABY/FATHER FIGURE/DADDY
just Alastor from hazbin hotel literally amazing
Hes literally iconic
also the move he does with someone charlie loves where he puts his elbow on their head like an armrest is so funny
Like sir
me next (please)
“Mai is so bland and expressionless” TO YOU
To me she is hilarious and I understand her perfectly
I be checking my phone like I mean something to someone
😂silly fucking me 😂
When your girlfriend gets pregnant, and you’re not ready to become a father, and you’re forced into a position that cripples you emotionally, financially and irreversibly, remember: you did this.
When your sister’s pregnancy turns out to be ectopic, and she can’t get the life-saving medical care she needs and dies a completely pointless, preventable death, remember: you did this.
When your 12-year-old daughter is raped by her soccer coach — after he’s legally allowed to strip off her pants and peep at her genitals, because the existence of trans kids terrifies you — and she steals your shotgun and kills herself in your garage, remember, first and foremost: you did this.
Hundreds of thousands of people are going to die because of the decision you made today.
You did that.
Zuko is my bbgToph and me are the same person DONT EVEN TRY MEAlso other stuff I like and teeny tw for my possible mental illnesses 😋i follow back :3
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