He Sounds Like Someones Oc

he sounds like someones oc

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

M!A HARM REDUCTION

because m!a is an ed too and you can't "just stop". That said, if you don't already pvrge, please don't start. it's not worth it.

1- drink water when you're eating so that it comes out better and you don't end up hurting your esophagus.

2- please don't use anything other than your fingers, anything else is much more likely to cause damage to your gag reflex and throat.

3- wash your hands before pvrging

4- take deep breaths. ever notice your vision getting foggy while pvrging? that's because when you don't get enough oxygen, your eyesight is the first thing to go.

5- every time you are done pvking, you need to fill a glass with 8oz water, mix in roughly 1/2tsp of baking soda and swish and gargle that in your mouth. the baking soda helps neutralize the acid from your stomach and prevents your teeth from rotting. this mixture is safe to drink. drink some of it if your throat is burning.

6- drink/take plenty of electrolytes. pvrging dehydrates you and can lead to muscle cramps and spasms. your heart is a muscle and you need to protect it at all costs. so make sure you're getting plenty of salt, potassium, magnesium and calcium.

pvrging disorders aren't romanticised to be 'pure' but that doesn't make your struggle any less valid. you aren't gross for pvrging. you're just struggling, same as anyone else with any kind of ED.

xoxo, rose 💘

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fictionalcharacters-plsdateme

5 months ago

some of u need to calm down w ur usernames … wdym daddysbigcock liked my post 😭

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fictionalcharacters-plsdateme

6 months ago

IF YOU LIVE IN THE US, PLEASE READ THIS

Posting this from the bird app since I hope it can help people.

People have been contacting the White House directly to demand a recount, especially since there has been evidence that not every ballot has been counted and will be thrown away if it hasn't been cured.

The link to contact the White House is here!

The White House

Contact the President, Vice President, get help with a Federal Agency, or request a Presidential Greeting.

The following screenshot comes from here!

If you need help writing something, check under the cut! I've provided a prewritten response from one of the replies!

"I am a concerned citizen, and I need you to hear me. I urge you to recount the ballots from this election and investigate election interference. Bomb threats have been called into multiple polling locations, causing some to close early. Domestic terrorists have burned ballot boxes. An unprecedented number of ballots have been rejected and require curing. There have been reports of polling officers allowing voter intimidation in and outside of polling places across the country and an estimated 20 million mail in ballots are unaccounted for. In addition, many people have reported that ballots were not counted for suspicious reasons such as signature invalidation which is information that vote counters do not have access to. These events have occurred in swing states such as Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Georgia, for instance."

Feel free to add and change what you want, this is just a base for you to work off of.

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fictionalcharacters-plsdateme

4 months ago