Hopefully U Die Inside A Pool Noodle

Lemme spoil u bitches <33

at this point ' reposting ' should be my second name cause that's literally the only thing I do on this app.

getting petals all over himself just to fucking die a couple of minutes later by his enemy's hand was hilarious 💖 my girlfailure

ᜊ( ´ ˘ `) ੭ tiny babies ₊˚· ७

when kafka said "all the love in the world is useless when there is total lack of understanding" and when richard siken said “if you love me, you don’t love me in a way I understand.”

Omg I saw this on TikTok by the name @/ napohistory and I can't stop laughing at this I mean the way napoleon is desperately trying to know where on earth grouchy is because he has like 30,000 men with him while he's out there eating fucking berries😂😭

"Do not presume to teach me my duty general Gérard 😒" the fucking sass i can't

bonus points if I’m imagining myself in an edit then I start walking double time