The Tongue And The Finger. (Silence In The Library [4x08]/Flesh And Stone [5x05]Before The Flood [9x04]

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Teen Wolf/Melvin Smarty AU

So post-Hale Fire Derek’s human dad takes custody of him and moves them to the outskirts of Reno. He grabs Peter as well who eventually heals and goes and a revenge fueled killing spree before settling down in France with Chris and Allison. He didn’t bite Scott. He didn’t become an alpha. Laura is alpha but she ran off to New York completely ignoring her duty to her pack or her lands. So Derek grows the rest of the way up with his disabled religious nut dad “Pops” ala the Melvin Smarty movie and goes by Rick Hershey as part of his dad trying to hide them from hunters. So all that happens in the Melvin Smarty movie goes down only difference being Derek/Ricky having some wolfsbane in his weed and liquor and him only pretending to be scared of the hitman cause what are the chances dude’s packing wolfsbane or mistletoe bullets?

A year or so after the movie Ricky and Sylvia are divorce because, come on, she slept with his best friend days before they eloped. She keeps sleeping around on him and he just can’t handle that hence divorce. He’s driving around the desert when his car has a blow out and his spare is bad. So he calls for a tow and out hops Stiles who’s around 22-23 tall, fit, and pretty.

They’re bullshitting in this little empty garage in the middle of nowhere. Comes out that they’re both for Beacon Hills. And they both know about the supernatural. Stiles even knows and has met Peter because Lydia’s banshee abilities manifested and Stiles and Allison were there to support her and through Allison Chris and through Chris Peter. Stiles actually successfully hid it from Scott and Lydia did so from Jackson.

Theo warning Stiles about the Dread Doctors is what finally sees the Sheriff sends Stiles to live with his aunt in the desert. Chris and Peter take Allison and Lydia to France to study physics and mathematics respectively. Peter pays for Stiles apprenticeship with another spark too.

So this and Derek being a werewolf all comes out and then Derek’s recent divorce comes out. And Stiles shares that he’s sleeping in the garage cause his landlord is tearing down the apartment he inherited from his aunt. So derek offers the pretty boy to come work at his garage and stay with him….

Fireman Derek’s Crazy Pie by owlpostagain 

“He can’t blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible.“

Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.

“Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things,” she agrees, nodding towards her brother’s name on the menu. “Derek won’t let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the eye candy.”

“Send them my way,” Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. “Apparently I’m incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance.”

Please as always don’t forget to check the tags before reading.

 yijitumbles said: Oh! Could I please maybe ask for a sketch request for something? I’m working on a Sterek fic and I’d love to have Stiles and Derek being fancily-dressed lords in Early Georgian-era clothes~ Also CONGRATS ON 2K FOLLOWERS BABE <3

After googleing and downloading The Duchess Yiji was adorable and just send me refs trough e-mail and that made everything so much easier! (This gets posted this way because of reasons ) I hope you don’t mind I just realized Derek doesn’t seem to have eyeballs omg I’m so sorry!

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