All I Wanna Do Is See You Turn In To A Giant Woman~

Damian grew up listening to Jason telling stories of his time with Bruce, and being the competitive little shit that he is decides he has to one up the guy once he gets to Gotham. this leads to him waiting until the perfect opportunity and proceeding to steal the tires off not just the batmobile, but all the vehicles in the cave. he pulls it off perfectly and he’s incredibly proud of it UP UNTIL Dick and Tim start panicking that Jason Todd’s vengeful ghost is clearly haunting the cave and is clearly agitated at Damian being the new Robin- after all, he only started fucking with things after Damian took the mantle, so he must have disapproved, right?

after two weeks he has to call Jason, scuffing his feet on the ground and gritting his teeth as he explains the situation.

“….what.”

directing his glare to the ceiling, Damian stubbornly repeats, “Grayson and Drake will no longer let me in the cave. they believe that your ghost is angry with me and are afraid you will become agitated by my presence there.”

“…” he waited impatiently for Jason’s response. “well how the fuck did you manage that?”

“your brothers are imbeciles.”

“first of all i’ve not even seen Tim since he got taken in, i met him like once when i was thirteen at a gala when we took turns trying to throw olives into an old lady’s handbag from the balcony above, he is more your brother than mine,” Damian rolled his eyes, tapping his foot and peeking out from behind the curtain he was hiding behind to call from, ensuring Alfred wasn’t nearby. “second of all why the fuck would they immediately assume i want you gone? didn’t they wonder why i didn’t start haunting the cave when the replacement took my mantle?”

“you’re acting like there should be logic behind any of this. i stole some tires and now they think your spirit wants me dead.”

“just tell them you took the tires.”

“but then i’d be caught and my mission would be a technical failure.”

“sucks to suck.”

Jason was not much help.

he was even less help when he came to Gotham and, in between establishing himself as an anonymous crime lord in Crime Alley, starts fucking breaking into the batcave to move shit about and leave threatening messages claiming that ‘the ghost of Robin is displeased with Damian’

Damian is this fucking close to just revealing Red Hood’s identity. on the plus side Tim is having the ego boost of his life learning that his successor’s ghost was ok with his Robin but not Damian’s. he’s been on a permanent high for the past month and it’s not going down any time soon.

Bruce is just sick of Dick sobbing through seance attempts while he’s trying to work at the batcomputer.

you know i have never heard a convincing arguement as to why AO3 should not moderate the content that is posted to their website and i think a lot of the arguement against moderation on AO3 boils down to, terminally online people thinks community moderation is the same as government censorship and personally sending the cops to someone’s house to arrest them irl/

stiles stilinski + noah stilinski | feels moments for anon

graphic made by me, slapped together in canva using the free version so yes, it's kinda garbage lol

A new chapter of my fic '27' is live!

Links: AO3 & FF.net

Fandom: True Blood

Pairing: Eric Northman / OC

Summary: Grace Williams takes the road trip of her life and finds herself employed as Fangtasia's resident songbird. Will she learn to control her new powers and navigate Eric and Bill's bitter rivalry? Or give into her addiction and join the notorious 27 Club? Set during the year between Seasons 3 and 4.

Word count: ~101k

Warnings: graphic violence, suicide references, significant substance abuse, strong language and explicit smut. There is an overdose scene in this fic but there are NO major character deaths.

Soundtrack for Chapter 16 (evil King Bill brings out the blues/roots/country in me)

The Devil Wears a Suit and Tie - Colter Wall

I'm Your Hoochie Coochie Man - Muddy Waters

I Walk The Line - Johnny Cash

Evil (Is Going On) - Howlin' Wolf

This Man - Robert Cray

Truth Doesn't Make a Noise - The White Stripes

Boneyard - Fink

Bad Moon Rising - Mourning Ritual, Peter Dreimanis

Natural Born Killer - Josh Meloy

Seed Wolf is finished!

Well - the final two chapters are, anyway. I’m compiling all the pages at the moment, along with some sketches, artwork etc. I’ll let you guys know once it’s out - I’m more active on my Twitter (@yijipon), and I’ll update the Ao3 page too with the final two chapters and the link for the publishing site. I won’t be making any money from the sales of the books, but at least it’ll finally be finished!

I’ve gotten a lot of asks about the Seed Wolf universe too, which I will include in the book as book-only extras. If you’d like to ask any questions, or see doodles of your prompts, feel free to comment! I can’t promise to do them all, because I don’t want to delay the process any more, but fingers crossed I can finish this before Christmas!

Right now I’m struggling to come up with a cover idea, so any suggestions are also very much appreciated :’)

I don’t know about y’all but this shot feels like a renaissance painting to me

TRUE BLOOD | 7.05

Fireman Derek’s Crazy Pie by owlpostagain 

“He can’t blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible.“

Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.

“Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things,” she agrees, nodding towards her brother’s name on the menu. “Derek won’t let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the eye candy.”

“Send them my way,” Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. “Apparently I’m incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance.”

Please as always don’t forget to check the tags before reading.