Finla2 - ☆ Written By Alex G ☆

Sirius: Ugh, James isn't picking up my call!! Remus: I'll try calling him. *Rings the phone* Remus: He didn't pick up!! Peter: I'll try- Regulus, not looking up: I'll call him. Sirius, snorting: Why would he pick up your call if he isn't picking up mine? Regulus, calling James on speaker: *rolls his eyes* *James picks up* James, on the other side: Yes, love? Sirius, shocked: James?! You didn’t even pick up my call but you picked his?! And why the fuck are you calling him love?!! Marlene: What the fuck? James: Uhh—I-I’ll call you back. Sirius snatching the phone: Don't you hang up on me James Fleamo- James, panicked: Bye Reg!! Regulus, smiling: Bye, sunshine. The rest of them:  Regulus: What? 

i figured my kicking dazai down the stairs deserved its own post

You

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

Um so, I just saw a tiktok that said stags usually don’t live past the age of 20…

I might shrivel up and die now.

me after wiping the blood off my cuts with toilet paper:

Just an fyi

If you think that liking Jegulus inherently means you hate Lily, you're admitting that you don't think women have any worth or respect if they're not with a man

It implies that the only way to show that you like her is to put her in a relationship

Meaning we like her more than you do bc you see her as a man's possession xx

hope ur doing all right <33 🫂

who out here stroking it! and by 'it' i mean the knife on my wrist.

Instructions unclear, they’re boyfriends now 🤷🏻‍♀️