It's The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen In My Life!

The way asparagus grows makes me uncomfy. Like the inside of my skin is itchy...

I fell asleep with YouTube on the TV last night and woke up to very loud Irish screaming... Not the worst thing I've woken up to though. 😂

Update: IM LOSING!!! 😭

I think I've totally lost it....

I'm currently arguing with a cricket outside...

A bunch of goblins chilling in the forest, chomping on wild mushrooms whilst discussing our current scrimblos.

what’s the vibe of your blog. everyone has their own. is it an art gallery exhibit serving canapés. a nightclub. a knights of the round table situation. a book discussion meeting. a lonely hearts club newspaper section. a bedroom where you and two friends are chatting. the school of athens debating matters of consequence. a garden tea party. a bacchanal. an agatha christie murder novel style tense dinner party. etc

Whenever I see Tommy's tummy pudge enhanced in anyway I go feral. I want to hold his hand and squish myself into his soft tummy. I know this mf would give the best hugs and I'm crying in the club about it. I daydream of being cuddled by this soft, large man.

HOOVSIES! 🥰🥰🥰

🦌💕🐥

If anyone's interested I just got a Bluesky account! I figured why not since I've deleted TikTok! Maybe I'll see you there!

The American Woodcock aka the Timberdoodle. No I'm not lying about that name! These are my favourite bird! They are round and go mweaighp.

Normal people: *talking about how scary the Leatherface's are and how ugly they are, and how many nightmares the movies give them*

The rest of us: THEY ARE VERY GORGEOUS TO ME!

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