AHHHH TAKE MY LAST QUARTER! 🪙

I've noticed a lack of House of Wax merch, and it needs to be fixed.

You're allowed to love all of them, I know I do!

Today

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

"What if you had been aborted?!"

Yeah Becky, I kinda wish I was, cause then I wouldnt have to deal with your dumb ass.

ALSO I'd never have been alive anyways, I'd have no memory of this world. I wouldn't know anything. I would've NEVER existed!

ALSO Also I'd be happy for my mom. She'd have made a hard choice that would've seriously made her life better shed never have had to deal with my emotionally abusive father, and I wouldn't have either.

I would've never had to have been hospitalized because we couldn't afford my medicine for my asthma.

So next time you're about to say some dumb shit like that... Consider shutting the fuck up.

1 point... I've eaten all of these things before and liked them, and would eat again... Except oysters...

This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?

Tip for all new witches and pagans: every so often there's somebody who pops up claiming they've seen apocalyptic visions that should be taken very seriously, or have some kind of very special insider knowledge into what's up in the spirit world, or claim they're fighting these cosmically important spiritual battles. These people are always full of shit; ignore them and move on.

I don't actually know... I was super sick when it started but it hadn't really "kicked off" so to speak, so I may have caught it early, idk...

People who caught it put in the tags what year it was and how bad it was and if you had any side effects

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I NEEEEED IIIIIITTT!!!!!!