I Forgot I Can Just Make Pancakes Whenever I Want...

Okay. I would love some good news!

Edit: MY TAX RETURN CAME IN THE DAY AFTER! THATS AWESOME!

I'm sorry... "Carbon monologue"?

Don't y'all hate it when the carbon starts monologuing? Cuz I do. 😆

with the expansion of work-from-home, I think it would be appropriate and delightful if OSHA started investigating landlords for providing unsafe working conditions. "there's no carbon monologue detector in this home office (bedroom). The paint in this home office (living room) contains illegal levels of lead. This home office (tiny studio apartment) contains so many safety violations we are shutting down the entire business (rent collecting) until things are up to code."

Just admit you're not pro life...

You're Anti-woman being allowed to do what she decides with her own body.

Things will be a lot easier on you if you just admit it.

it's that time of year again! HAVE FUN

Ah to be a little frog, on a log, in a bog.

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

There's nothing quite like settling into bed with a book, my yarn, and a nice cup of hot bog water... I love spring evenings. Blessed✨

Thank you mom!!!

I'm not surprised at all actually...