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I fell asleep with YouTube on the TV last night and woke up to very loud Irish screaming... Not the worst thing I've woken up to though. 😂

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Dear whatever God is out there,

I promise to be on my best behavior today,

But I swear if you let my grandparents test me, I will not hesitate to express ship them to you.

Love your favorite mentally ill hoe, 🐸

Prepare for utter destruction... 🐡

Bit of a long story...

My name is Finn, and I named myself after the giant Finn McCool in Irish mythology. He created the Giant's Causeway.

Full myth from the Giants Causeway Tour website.

Here's the link if you want to read more.

https://www.thegiantscausewaytour.com/the-giants-causeway-story/#:~:text=The%20Myth,hurling%20them%20into%20the%20sea.

As legend has it, Northern Ireland was once home to a giant named Finn McCool (also called Fionn Mac Cumhaill). When another giant – Benandonner, across the Irish Sea in Scotland – threatened Ireland, Finn retaliated by tearing up great chunks of the Antrim coastline and hurling them into the sea. The newly-created path – the Giant’s Causeway – paved a route over the sea for Finn to reach Benandonner.

However, this turns out to be a bad idea as Benandonner is a massive giant, much bigger than Finn! In order to save himself, Finn retreats to Ireland and is disguised as a baby by his quick-thinking wife. When Benandonner arrives, he sees Finn disguised as a baby and realises that if a mere baby is that big, the father must be far larger than Benandonner himself!

Following this realisation, Benandonner rushes back to Scotland, tearing away as much of the Causeway as he can in his haste to put as much distance between Ireland and himself as possible. And thus, the myth of the Giant’s Causeway was born.

normalize asking 'who gave it to you?' after complimenting someone's name

Okay. I would love some good news!

Edit: MY TAX RETURN CAME IN THE DAY AFTER! THATS AWESOME!

The way asparagus grows makes me uncomfy. Like the inside of my skin is itchy...

You're allowed to love all of them, I know I do!

Says he's happy He's a liar Blame the arson For the fire If he wants to Shirk the blame He'll have to invoke My name