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God I wanna dress like this so bad.... But I need to donate a bunch of clothes I have already. And none of them are like this. I wanna be the trash goblin man.

⚠️⚠️⚠️🚨🚨🚨 GORE AND DISTURBING IMAGERY AHEAD!!!🚨🚨🚨⚠️⚠️⚠️

I had my first "teeth falling out" dream last night. But it wasn't just my teeth.

The entire right side of the upper half of my mouth fell out. I can still hear the cracking of the bones... Ugh... There was like no blood which was odd, and I saw it through a mirror. But it was like the roof of my mouth had like folded in half and the right half just collapsed out of my mouth.

I can almost still feel it... It was so strange...

I think it happened because I was having some jaw pain before bed so it transferred into my dream... Ugh it was so bad...

I told my mom that if I were to die before her, I would either want to be composted, or have my skeleton articulated and put on display in her house... But since neither of those are options, then wet specimen. 😄 PUT ME IN A SCIENCE JAR

would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

Wait.... Sonic the Hedgehog/Leonardo is in Renfield. I was already planning on watching it at some point but now I have to!

Renfield? More like Benfield!

Here’s an extended cut of Ben Schwartz’s (@rejectedjokes) Renfield (@i-am-renfield) Answer Time interview with Tumblr’s head of entertainment, Cherokee McAnelly (@overchers).

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

I NEEEEED IIIIIITTT!!!!!!

Y'all know what annoys the shit outta me?

When people on TikTok post videos with knives or something and place "fake knife" in the video, when it's very clearly a knife they just grabbed from their kitchen...

Like we're not fucking stupid. Just put (TW Knives) or something don't fucking lie to us...

Anyways that's my pet peeve of the day... 😁

Inspo for the troll drawings goes to Eoghan Kerrigan.

The American Woodcock aka the Timberdoodle. No I'm not lying about that name! These are my favourite bird! They are round and go mweaighp.

Dear whatever God is out there,

I promise to be on my best behavior today,

But I swear if you let my grandparents test me, I will not hesitate to express ship them to you.

Love your favorite mentally ill hoe, 🐸

Wassup, Witches?!

This is to help us all through the next week!~

Remember the Magick won't work unless you will it too. It all starts with intention. You don't need all these tools to help you, just you and the universe!

Blessed be, and have a wonderful week my witches!