It's Dr Seuss...

Maybe, just maybe if I lay down in the forest long enough the mushrooms will consume me and I won't have to deal with capitalism anymore... 🍄🍄🍄

Egg shirt...

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

Update: IM LOSING!!! 😭

I think I've totally lost it....

I'm currently arguing with a cricket outside...

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

Just admit you're not pro life...

You're Anti-woman being allowed to do what she decides with her own body.

Things will be a lot easier on you if you just admit it.

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Omg... I love them both so much... 😭😭😭

And he kept the name.

Okay. I would love some good news!

Edit: MY TAX RETURN CAME IN THE DAY AFTER! THATS AWESOME!

⚠️⚠️⚠️🚨🚨🚨 GORE AND DISTURBING IMAGERY AHEAD!!!🚨🚨🚨⚠️⚠️⚠️

I had my first "teeth falling out" dream last night. But it wasn't just my teeth.

The entire right side of the upper half of my mouth fell out. I can still hear the cracking of the bones... Ugh... There was like no blood which was odd, and I saw it through a mirror. But it was like the roof of my mouth had like folded in half and the right half just collapsed out of my mouth.

I can almost still feel it... It was so strange...

I think it happened because I was having some jaw pain before bed so it transferred into my dream... Ugh it was so bad...