POV: Your Favorite HP Boys Wake You Up In The Morning The Only Way They Know How… With All Of Them

yo i’m fucking screaming

I want to see them dancing too…

i sat on this idea for like weeks but look at my big brain au

Okay that scene in the sixth Harry Potter where Harry almost fucking kills Draco while he’s crying in the bathroom? No.

Draco needed a hug damnit 😡😡🥺

everyone at hogwarts knows about harrys gay dads but some people hear about these two older gay men and for the first time in their lives feel seen. some people, like a certain fruity slytherin kid.

basically draco would have been much less of a twat if he had a positive gay influence in his life, or at the very least someone to tell him he doesnt have to listen to his dad

Sirius (testing Lily’s veritaserum)

Lily (squinting): Is it working?

Sirius (shrugging): I don’t know, ask me something

Marlene: Do you have any secrets you’re keeping?

Sirius (red faced and breathing hard): N-no

Lily (laughing): He’s fighting it! It is working! Just say it Sirius, no one’s gonna hurt you

Sirius (nervously): During our third year, Marlene asked me what product I use to get my eye lashes to look so good and I told her that I rub butter on them to make them look like that

Marlene (speechless)

Sirius (crying): It was a lie! I lied because I wanted to mess with you and every time I saw you take a little cup of butter to your room, I laughed! My eyelashes aren’t naturally this nice, I use mascara and I let you rub butter on your eyelashes for months!

Lily (confused): What the fuck, how deranged do you have to be to trick someone into rubbing butter on their eyelashes?

Marlene (angrily shoving Sirius): You fucking bitch! I smelled like butter for months and it gave me acne!

Sirius (sobbing): Last year Lily called me stupid so I slipped eye of newt in her potion so it exploded in her face! I have a severe distrust of authority and I’m extremely claustrophobic to the point where Regulus locked me in a closet one time and I accidentally set it on fire to escape and then a year later I snuck into the Slytherin dorms and rubbed hot sauce inside his underwear so he’d get a burn and everyone would think he had an STD-

Lily (horrified): Sirius you can stop now, it works-

Sirius (sobbing): I used James’ razor that he uses to shave his face on my body one time because he tripped me and I didn’t tell him! Sometimes when I’m bored, I’ll go the muggle section of the library and look up muggle laws and see which ones I can break. I’m currently wanted for tax evasion in France.

Lily (horrified): Okay we’re done here-

Remus (walking in): What‘s happening?

Sirius (crying): What the fuck is a tax? Then there was the time James flirted with Regulus so I convinced him to stick his finger in a power outlet and when he got shocked I pretended that I didn’t know that would happen. And do you guys remember that one time that Snape was chased around Hogsmeade by a large, black dog? That was m-

Remus (clamping his hand on Sirius’ mouth and dragging him out of the room): Nope! That’s enough for today!

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mwpp circa 1977

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Just another evening in the Gryffindor common room

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