I Wish I Could Be Everything All At Once, The Nature Of Human Existence Is Literally Too Limiting. I

the main issue I have with being alive is that I can remember times when I have, in front of others, opened my mouth to say words

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

“A whole ocean of opinions, each one defining you within someone else, and creating you in another man’s soul. It’s as if you were being born inside a thousand souls that are too tight–fitting for comfort!”

— Witold Gombrowicz, Ferdydurke (tr. by Danuta Borchardt), 1937.

when women say a bunch of smart shit with big words i can’t even understand? extremely sexy

most beautiful ladybug on my laptop screen right now dont post anything nasty i dont want her to see it

if I had to use my superhuman music skills to lead my gf out of the underworld, I wouldn't glance back against Hades' orders and cause her to remain trapped

My pronouns are we/us because we’re in this together. Hold my hand

ok no offense but some of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill