Yesssssss, More Memessss

Lister is such high-caliber space trash. 💞

i could talk about how DEPRESSING the concept of red dwarf is for hours and hours but i won’t because i am trying to stop being such a yapper xx so have this edit instead❤️

... @exdeputysonso in here with the facts! They made a beautiful gifset of this movie.

I'm also thinking about Escape From Witch Mountain (1995), which seems to exist solely as Disney Channel bootlegs, including one with pop-up ads in Russian for other Disney material.

My friend thought they'd be clever and buy a DVD off eBay. Turns out there's a 1975 original version with the same name and no Dourif. Sure glad I'm not that friend, or I'd be out $8.79 plus shipping.

RELEASE THE LUTHER CUT

That little straw boater will be the death of me

- Pics grabbed from this amazing collection from @tallaxia 🫡

- no offense to the dvd rippers, I'm pretty sure they released this one in 480p...

he was cute in this

brad dourif character smut fics?

so my brad dourif fixation got eaten by other stuff in late 2024, but i'd already written a bunch of ~smutty stories~ featuring various of his characters (including this cypress edge one).

sometime soon, i'm planning to edit and release the one that retcons martin klamski into something... much more useful >:]

don't forget there's a cozy little corner of AO3 with some tasty gríma and jack dante content by other writers!

There’s a high-quality face smoosh in Death Machine too, AND a face-grabby kiss in Spontaneous Combustion!

I get it… I really do

Pictures of people smooshing Brad’s face. He’s got a smooshable face.

a new account, for *occasionally being disgusting on. hello

my first fic! (nsfw)

Pretty vanilla, but very gratuitously smutty: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59867257/chapters/152722858

I couldn't help but write nasty things about Colin McCammon, Brad Dourif's weaselly guy from 1999 C-movie Cypress Edge. (This little shit.) Enjoy.

rat king

Back on my bullshit 🐀

Another practice piece with a Brad Dourif character (Graveyard Shift exterminator Tucker Cleveland) by way of classical art (Perseus with the Head of Medusa, yeah I know, but it's still kind of a hot statue).

I love his look so much in this movie, and especially this saucy little pirouette he does in Warwick's office.

The leaning pose brings out an androgyny in the character that I find maddeningly attractive. The hair, the loose collar, the play of light on the dangly earring — all highlight the slender lines of his neck, and the pretty divot at the bottom, picked out by the backlighting. The character's chewing tobacco habit shapes his mouth in a distinctive way that, with those downcast eyelashes, make me wish I were Warwick sitting on that desk. (At least, until the spitting...)

Sweet Jesus, get the spray bottle.

Previously in this series: X-Files x Saint Sebastian and Spontaneous Combustion x Hot Satan! I've made some updates, so maybe they'll all return together soon.

What in the world is this from! I’ve never seen it, but LOOK at that haircut and dreamy lil smile.

Procrastination time!! Rat man doodle!!!!!