BDE

The soul of Luther Boggs drowns in hell's sea of fire...

Couldn't resist sketching this awful X-Files prettyboy as Saint Sebastian! The pose reference is from Yukio Mishima posing for Kishin Shinoyama, plus bits from this photoset.

(you may also enjoy my Boggs music video)

people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

dancing with a woman whose name you've never known

happy Tuvok Tuesday, lads

Brad Dourif, the greatest of all time!!!!

tip jar

The spirit I aim to carry into the world (at least with frivolous art projects)

What got you into making vintage posts?

I was wishing there was a blog where I could look at hot people and press buttons, and then I realized I could make a blog full of hot people and buttons. The vintage thing was just because I’m already into old movies and think the people in them are hot!

rat king

Back on my bullshit 🐀

Another practice piece with a Brad Dourif character (Graveyard Shift exterminator Tucker Cleveland) by way of classical art (Perseus with the Head of Medusa, yeah I know, but it's still kind of a hot statue).

I love his look so much in this movie, and especially this saucy little pirouette he does in Warwick's office.

The leaning pose brings out an androgyny in the character that I find maddeningly attractive. The hair, the loose collar, the play of light on the dangly earring — all highlight the slender lines of his neck, and the pretty divot at the bottom, picked out by the backlighting. The character's chewing tobacco habit shapes his mouth in a distinctive way that, with those downcast eyelashes, make me wish I were Warwick sitting on that desk. (At least, until the spitting...)

Sweet Jesus, get the spray bottle.

Previously in this series: X-Files x Saint Sebastian and Spontaneous Combustion x Hot Satan! I've made some updates, so maybe they'll all return together soon.

We only have 2 types (in reviews of the "Istanbul" 1985):

doodling always gets out of hand with this guy

Boyssss

I'm a simple critter... all I need is a continuous feed of Brad Dourif being a prettyboy

-> you may enjoy my other Dourif vids

-> if you only know him from Chucky, Lord of the Rings, or Dune, here is an introductory smorgasbord of Brad being a total hottie

...Clip sources under the cut! As requested by @for-there-is-phantasmagoria

(Many of these were trimmed from supercuts by @exdeputysonso , who also has a ton of gifsets you can scroll through to figure out which Brad you're looking at! Seriously they are driving the fandom)

Listed in order of appearance. Some are repeats, so I've added hints.

Trauma (frame narrative)

Cypress Edge (ponytail and deep Vs)

Moonlighting (priest)

Best Men (frizzy but compelling veteran)

Spontaneous Combustion (glitter)

The Equalizer (puffy vest)

Amos and Andrew (5-0)

Istanbul (all the prettiest shots)

Star Trek: Voyager

Death Machine (hair extensions)

London Kills Me (red suit)

Tales of the Unexpected, "Number Eight" (blond fluff)

Vengeance: The Story of Tony Cimo

The X-Files, "Beyond the Sea" (prison CCTV)

Miami Vice (pool table)

Silicon Towers (finger bite)

Graveyard Shift (drinky)

Ragtime (boater)

Escape to Witch Mountain (chauffeur)

The Exorcist III (nose bandage)

Senseless (horn rims)

Wild Palms (VR dance)

Medium Rare (brain fry)

Nightwatch (pill bottle)

Alien: Resurrection