Released 35 Years Ago (February 23rd, 1990)

the garment

What do we think this thing is that Tucker Cleveland wears under his exterminator coverall? It looks like something knitted with white yarn and covered in orange paint, maybe intended to look like rusty chainmail?

Buster !

...Hold up a god damn minute here.

THIS is the Brad Dourif Alien movie I haven't seen yet? The one everyone says is terrible?

Ya'll...

Genuinely can't stand criticisms of the second best Alien movie when it gave us glorious scenes like this

You have no right to criticize the first sapphic film I saw as a child.

Another excuse to stitch together all his pretty shots with zero regard for plot :v

(Mad props to @exdeputysonso for putting together the supercut I trimmed down for this)

It's funny because if you've seen the Duck Soup mirror scenes, without their individual makeup they look very similar! Chaotic Harpo is my favorite (he has a sort of angelic innocence that surfaces sometimes, especially when he plays the harp)... but I'd have to say Chico's the hottest, with that signature rakish charm.

Chico piano propaganda:

Bonus Chico & Harpo pianigans:

I'm sure Zeppo was funny too, but next to the others, his generic male romantic lead, straight man persona never grabbed me.

In honor of Harpo have you ever done a hottest Marx brothers poll?

hm. no.

for those unfamiliar with the marx brothers, harpo plays bass, groucho does rhythm guitar and piano, chico plays lead, and zeppo plays the drums

Brad Dourif as Sheriff Bill Douglass | Escape From Terror - The Teresa Stamper Story (1995)

Brad Dourif as Maxie Lyons | Spenser: For Hire (1986)

James Cagney // Smart Money 1931

come chat, thirst, and fixate on brad dourif and his characters with us (18+ only)

Boyssss

I'm a simple critter... all I need is a continuous feed of Brad Dourif being a prettyboy

-> you may enjoy my other Dourif vids

-> if you only know him from Chucky, Lord of the Rings, or Dune, here is an introductory smorgasbord of Brad being a total hottie

...Clip sources under the cut! As requested by @for-there-is-phantasmagoria

(Many of these were trimmed from supercuts by @exdeputysonso , who also has a ton of gifsets you can scroll through to figure out which Brad you're looking at! Seriously they are driving the fandom)

Listed in order of appearance. Some are repeats, so I've added hints.

Trauma (frame narrative)

Cypress Edge (ponytail and deep Vs)

Moonlighting (priest)

Best Men (frizzy but compelling veteran)

Spontaneous Combustion (glitter)

The Equalizer (puffy vest)

Amos and Andrew (5-0)

Istanbul (all the prettiest shots)

Star Trek: Voyager

Death Machine (hair extensions)

London Kills Me (red suit)

Tales of the Unexpected, "Number Eight" (blond fluff)

Vengeance: The Story of Tony Cimo

The X-Files, "Beyond the Sea" (prison CCTV)

Miami Vice (pool table)

Silicon Towers (finger bite)

Graveyard Shift (drinky)

Ragtime (boater)

Escape to Witch Mountain (chauffeur)

The Exorcist III (nose bandage)

Senseless (horn rims)

Wild Palms (VR dance)

Medium Rare (brain fry)

Nightwatch (pill bottle)

Alien: Resurrection