Umineko Is Going To Fuck Me Up, Not Because Its Written Well But Because My Town Has Seagulls In It So

1968

was talking with a friend who pointed out that higurashi is the one horror franchise where the characters having phones would actually make things much worse and decided to game out how the internet would ruin the casts' lives.

Rena: fullly Pastel QAnon-pilled. Has not been vaccinated and believes that hillary clinton is a lizard person. shows up to local school board meetings with a cup of her own menses she's ready to fling at people.

Keiichi: either one of the rare people stupid enough to actually become addicted to porn or he becomes like. Mr. Beast. He's not naturally unscrupulous and probably avoids scamming people but in the absence of real friendships he's the most dedicated and successful hollow attention-hound in human history.

Satoshi: learns about femboys and starts posting pics of himself in a maid dress. Is manipulated by channers into posting lewds of himself on social media.

Mion: learns about non-binary people and goes oh. OHHHHHH. begins to consider if moving to the city for a bit might help her find some new ways of expressing herself.

Shion: reigning moderator of r/femaledatingstrategies. locked in a neverending duel for control of the subreddit with Kyrie, who does not know that her mortal enemy is a teenaged girl.

Rika: somethingawful deadender. has not left the house in years. tweets with dril-like concision.

takano: basically just that rocket scientist dildo saleswoman convincing people to engage in white supremacist mass shootings. honestly the internet doesnt change her very much it just makes her an even greater danger to society at large.

irie: dont even need to say it do i

satoko: we couldnt quite figure her out. friend argued for 'general-purpose replyguy hater,' i argued 'fandom anti.'

cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit

The reason Battler has a veil--part of Battler's epiphany is surely the realization that the truth cannot actually be seen in reality unless it is in some sense concealed. In order to "grasp" Sayo he must accept the logic by which Sayo hides herself.

(Article the screenshot is from here. Need to clarify that the author of the article is not himself a monarchist, though it's funny that that needs clarification.) https://einsofist.medium.com/of-a-veiled-sovereign-8f2c3a887257

Art idea: give Battler a witch outfit? He deserves better than his normal clothes plus a cape (a dress would be neat but whatever you think fits his style)

Here you go! You have no idea how psyched I was to take a stab at this LOL

ty to @fisheatingowntail for suggestions/ideas on brainstorming this!

A grail cultist is a lantern cultist who's been mugged by reality

Melchior d'Hondecoeter, Dead Cock Hanging from a Nail, 1670. Oil on canvas.

Courtesy Alain Truong

more ceramic tile exploration in blender 🥚🕊️

if i don’t sketch her every month i’ll blow up

Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.

gangs in london will fuck you up