And This Right Here Is Basically At Least Half The Cod Fandom

"you must be medusa because you make me rock hard" isn't actually a good pickup line depending on how much the person you're talking to knows because while the more modern interpretation of the story is that eye contact with medusa will turn you stone, in older versions she is described as so horrifically disgustingly ugly that looking at her face not only kills you but turns your entire body into solid granite

make sure who you're using this line on doesn't know greek mythology very well

biggus dickus (monty python studies!!)

little sergeant mactavish doodle

watcher designs for watcher!grian !!

my hc is that the watchers are these omnivident (all seeing) cosmic beings that just kinda sit there and do whatever they do in the evo server etc.

they don't have a specific form: it can morph and change based on who is perceiving them, but what remains consistent is the outer-space look (because its cool), the more-than-normal amount of eyes (i mean, they're called watchers) and maybe the gold accents

while there were canonically only 3 watchers on the evo server (including grian), i like to think that each server has a varying amount (some have none, others might have like 6+, but they dont always do anything, or are perceived in different ways (e.g., as some kind of god, or the secret keeper in secret life)

JIMMY'S LATEST IMPOSSIBLE MINECRAFT VIDEO YEAHHH (i had to draw this IMMEDIATELY after i saw it)

the crystal spine ender dragon looks SO COOL i might do a proper artwork in it but idk

real picture of me resisting the urge to draw harvey after playing stardew valley for the first time (my exams are soon)

3-4 hour landscape study where I went outside (shocking!) to paint the area

bringing a picnic rug next time because there were SO MANY ANTS OH MY GOD THEY WENT ALL OVER MY BRUSHES TOO (do ants like linseed oil??? or oil paints????) I THINK THERE ARE ANT CORPSES IN MY LINSEED OIL AND MAYBE IN THE PAINTING TOO?

just you wait until i have free time and the confidence to post whatever i want... just you wait....

curly!!

recently watched a playthrough of mouthwashing and OHHH MY GOD

frog