Day 5 Of Oc Advent!

this was mentioned in the web comic Raccoon On The Run. So cool to see the original post

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

I was just explaining that my girlfriend wears glasses because they have lazy eye and got gasoline in his eyes once and my sibling said I am losing in tragedy because I’ve only been hit by a truck and survived. So should I

A. Get hit by another truck

B. Get hit by a bus

C. Get hit by 5 consecutive bikes

or D. Get hit by a five person tandem bike

Hehe they goin

Yeah

yippee Sexyman? Idk

It got worse. I think I’m hearing voices that sound like people who I was in a game with previously. I’m gonna take a break from VR

I got a VR headset for Christmas and apparently played enough within a short amount of time that I tried to move IRL by hitting a button on a controller that wasn’t in my hand. I’m dum

in honor of shark week starting tomorrow 🦈

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

Dude random people keep following me and I know that’s what happens but I’m always like “who the hell are you and why are you looking at my blorbos and other things????”

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