Every Girl Has Had The Experience Where A Creepy Guy Asks For Our Number And We Don’t Want To Give

DnD Campaign:

What would you do if you were dating someone and they left you for an unknown reason when your relationship was great and they disappear for a month. The next month your mom says she getting married and you find out that your mom is getting married to the person you were dating and they were fucking behind you back

but I would reverse-parent trap. try to get them apart

what if that doesn't work and they trick you then your mom leaves for a vacation but during the vacation they actually got married and come back after a month long honeymoon from the Antarctic

after they come back from your honeymoon they have a orgy in your room with your ex-boyfriends mom. After confronting them about it they said they thought it was fine cause they were putting you up for adoption. A couple of years after you have been in the orphanage they come back but instead of coming back for you they adopt another kid who is a biter

make a blood pact with the biter to give them hell in exchange for whatever he wants

unfortunately the kid is not interested and has been wanting to be adopted for a year and won't give up this chance, also he is a furry

(Makes fursuit out of paper)

the child wakes to find his room a mess with his window open(he takes the fursuit) and alerts the parents. roll initiative to see if the parents find the note

(Rolls 18) ( I roll 20) *we are not playing accurate dnd*

unfortunately they find the note but because of the boys frantic movements they only find half*tells to write not that is not included for extensive swearing”

because of half the note being swears they skip through the important part(smh) Roll again to see if the boy finds the other half with your request

(Rolls 16) ( I roll 25)

the boy finds the other half of your note a month later And is slightly interested in your proposal if he gains something from it. Insight check to see what his ideals and wants are are

(Do I role for that?) *yes* (roles 17) **list is kept out**

what do you do now that you know this information?

hmm well, he can question his parents himself that's just asking a question. he's already been adopted, and he can bake in the kitchen. I'll buy him some candy and a fake medal that says "international furry" and get him a train ticket to the nearest farm. I have connections

*conversation on how she has connections as a child*

If you decide to wing it you will have to roll a persuasive check

I don't need permission im not the one fucking the horse??

the boy needs it

smh fine I'll roll(rolls 14)

how will you pass along the info to the boy?

break into his house again duh

He finds the note and decides to meet you at the train station. After arriving at the farm you try and convince the farmer, after little effort, he was an old man who had suffered a stroke the day before, you lead the boy to the horses and let him do his thing. do you stay and listen or go into the corn with eyes or do you go into the farm house with the dead farmer?

corn eyes

the corn eyes welcome you sensing your want for revenge. They offer you power in exchange for having a white persons sense of taste. What do you do?

(hey are you calling me white smh) I accept the offer

the corn eyes give you all their power, however it is too much in the moment and you let out a ear piercing scream. This shocks the boy in the barn who runs out without his clothes on to check out the noise. he finds you passed out in grass, eyes open and a vibrant glowing purple, also your tongue is now white and you can't handle spicy food.

roll to wake up

(Rolls 10) ( I roll 16)

the boy is unable to wake you up, he leaves you there and you want up in 6 hours. What do you do once you wake up?

Cartwheel

the power the corn eyes gives you courses through your veins and even you do a simple cartwheel you can feel the power. The power sends you flying cutting down everything in your path.*BEYBLADE LET IT RIP*

amazing(LMAO)

however the corn warn you that if you use the power with intent you will die, they offer to train you. do you accept the offer to train?

yes

the corn eyes hold out their blood covered hands, taking their hands they lead you to another dimension to train

*story pauses for the night*

She said to stop calling her out so I’m doing it again

Doctor: hey you should go outside

How about no

hi its me again ^_^

So bad news

My teachers don’t post things at 6:00

So I appreciate people posting clips of them being gods at crucible but I think everyone needs to see me and how I exist in this realm

🗡️ Stop looking for monsters under your bed

you are the monster 🗡️ villain/anti-hero prompts 🗡️ based on MNQN’s “What Have You Become?”

“I don’t know who you are anymore.” “Then you never knew me.”

“Care to watch the show? You can’t stop it, so you might as well enjoy it.” B grinned, sparks in their eyes and the air.

“Oh be quiet dear, this will all be over soon.”

“You say that we’re doing something different, that we’re making the right changes to protect people, but all I see are more corpses.”

“Are you sure this is the right thing to do?”

“Oh god, oh fuck…” A crumpled to their knees, helplessly watching B’s blood pool on the floor. “What did I do?”

“I… I think we’re the monsters here.”

“Did you actually think you could save them?” B laughed in disbelief.

“People die all the time, why would you be any different?”

A looked at the sky, avoiding B’s gaze. “The night is in everyone. Hope dies like stars, happiness crashes like meteors. The night remains.”

“If you do this, heaven will not know your name.” “They will know it, and they will fear it.”

“You asked for a savior, not a saint.”

Their face was carved from the malice of millions.

“They chose me. I must carry out my duty or thousands more will die.”

“That’s enough A! We’ve tried everything, hell, nearly lost everything too. One of us will die if we keep going...” “And we let them win?” “It’s the only way we get a happy ending.”

“I’ve been waiting to do this for a long time.”

“Why are you doing this? What did I ever do to deserve this?” “Don’t be naïve. You know exactly what you’ve done.”

“You should’ve seen the look on their faces. It was delicious.”

A collapsed, thoughts swirling in a mess of confusion and betrayal. Their arm stung. Their bones ached. Their heart hurt. “What happened to you?” “Nothing happened. You became weak.”

“I don’t want to do this. But it’s the only way out.”

I like to imagine the Salty Sharks crew is pure chaotic energy sometimes.

I was playing Apex Legends today and you know in games where your other teammate judges you as the superior player and follows you? Yeah that happened and I just??? This baby Bangalore just following me (:

She did pretty good so when she died and after I respawned her I gave her my gun that I didn’t use and some light ammo(both my guns required light ammo and the area we needed to go to had people in it. I didn’t want to risk her not finding a gun and us getting attacked like that). We didn’t win but we got 2nd