Bots Keep Messaging Me And It Is Pretty Weird

yo tf is the difference between normal yogurt and Greek yogurt????

Petra seeing Crow for the first time: what the fuck is that, is that a fuckin guardian?? MARA! There's a stray guardian outside! Mara, there's a weird fuckin guardian outside! It looks- it looks like Uldren what the fuck

THE KERUKU??? IS RARE????

My mom says my principle’s a weenie

Paints for one(1) hour with little to no stress on body:

Body: h ey, what if you broke that ligament again??

Me: plz no

Body: :))

Nothing was more satisfying than using the Loba finisher on the champion and watching as the bullets fly past me

@woilds-ya-ehrster @jedi-pluto

Remember when that one kid broke his leg and I only wanted spaghetti

🗡️ Stop looking for monsters under your bed

you are the monster 🗡️ villain/anti-hero prompts 🗡️ based on MNQN’s “What Have You Become?”

“I don’t know who you are anymore.” “Then you never knew me.”

“Care to watch the show? You can’t stop it, so you might as well enjoy it.” B grinned, sparks in their eyes and the air.

“Oh be quiet dear, this will all be over soon.”

“You say that we’re doing something different, that we’re making the right changes to protect people, but all I see are more corpses.”

“Are you sure this is the right thing to do?”

“Oh god, oh fuck…” A crumpled to their knees, helplessly watching B’s blood pool on the floor. “What did I do?”

“I… I think we’re the monsters here.”

“Did you actually think you could save them?” B laughed in disbelief.

“People die all the time, why would you be any different?”

A looked at the sky, avoiding B’s gaze. “The night is in everyone. Hope dies like stars, happiness crashes like meteors. The night remains.”

“If you do this, heaven will not know your name.” “They will know it, and they will fear it.”

“You asked for a savior, not a saint.”

Their face was carved from the malice of millions.

“They chose me. I must carry out my duty or thousands more will die.”

“That’s enough A! We’ve tried everything, hell, nearly lost everything too. One of us will die if we keep going...” “And we let them win?” “It’s the only way we get a happy ending.”

“I’ve been waiting to do this for a long time.”

“Why are you doing this? What did I ever do to deserve this?” “Don’t be naïve. You know exactly what you’ve done.”

“You should’ve seen the look on their faces. It was delicious.”

A collapsed, thoughts swirling in a mess of confusion and betrayal. Their arm stung. Their bones ached. Their heart hurt. “What happened to you?” “Nothing happened. You became weak.”

“I don’t want to do this. But it’s the only way out.”

And then the party continued like normal after the ambulance came

Also I’m pretty sure people were saying they put a sheet on the kid

@woilds-ya-ehrster @jedi-pluto

Remember when that one kid broke his leg and I only wanted spaghetti

hello tumblr i had a dream about a cat that everyone loved named Soupy so i wanted to draw her for you