Pros Of Being A Hornet

Here have me being chaotic on my first run of Eden

my ✨piss snowman✨ melted

@galax

My nasty looking ✨piss snowman✨ melted

I’m a warlock main who is best friends with a hunter who honestly have less of a clue about Cayde’s life. Not that I know anything, I just go on vibes

Colonel has biten so many people but Cayde refuses to admit he trained the chicken to do it

Cayde-6 has tried to do that thing parents do with the airplane noise(the “here comes the airplane brrr”) with Zavala

Cayde lost a Cayde-6 look alike contest, he didn’t even score in the top 5

if I got into a physical fight with him I would win, out of pure sympathy and by telling him he will die multiple times

Cayde eats the equivalent of exo icecream and watches drama shows while crying

I have more but I’ll leave it at these for now

who wants to hear my thoughts about Cayde-6

Guess who just went on a 3mile walk in 92° weather!!

I forgot what Osiris’ ghosts name is and my brain said Shakira so that’s her name now ig

I have a continuation to this

Me: you didnt answer the question, are you a libra

Him: you know what? I’m not telling you. You have to guess, and you get one chance

Me: you’re a fucking cancer arent you :/

him: WHAT THE HELL???

Me: you kinda giving off Ohio vibes ngl :/

Person: bro wtf, I literally used to live in Ohio years ago how did you guess that

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Me again to the same person: Libra vibes

Them: ok wtf you’re actually really close

So I’m downloading Apex Legends and I want to know how seriously I should take the game. Like I suck at pvp but it looks fun. On a scale of 1-10 preferably

ok all you destiny folk I have a question:

Who are you most likely to get into a fist fight with

And who are you most likely to WIN a fist fight against

my one friend is 99.9% convinced I’m a lesbian and I have no plan on correcting her

in her defense I’ve never expressed any romantic or crushes on anyone, real and fictional

anime boys look like babies that are just taller, there is no appeal and all the boys I’ve met are literally just copy and paste

content creator au continues! viktor makes the first move... bold is his middle name

pt 1 | pt 2

(seriously, thank you so much for all the love on this silly au, i wasn't expecting anyone to give a fuck about a youtuber au in the year of our lord 2024 yet here we are!)