Fishyfiasco

Nothing fucking funnier than my kitten peeking at me from behind a door because she looks like a stoner

Those blue eyes that all my other cats have? You can’t see hers cause her pupils take up 95% of her eyes.

She just pops up like: (●--●)

“Our Dream Began With a Massacure”

I’m sad that “smug bastard” isn’t a personality trait in sims 4 cats and dogs

Random Thought Of The Day

Damn it would be fun to be a herb

Can and will fight anyone who says this game is boring

I’ve been in Arizona for 6 days now and this is the only picture I’ve taken. I don’t even know what it is!

Maddie: he’s so adorable isnt he!!

Lily: girl I do not see the appeal

Me: i dunno, he kinda has himbo energy. Like he seems like he texts his mom “gn i love you <3 when he goes to sleep.

Lily looses her shit: W H A T

me: oh,,, were we not talking about Leon in dbd?

Lily: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MADDIES BF

me: oh :D

The fact that kids are dumb is very good

a story where the villain turns good and the hero turns bad except instead of some really heartfelt speeches the conversation goes like this:

villain: I don’t feel like destroying the city anymore ):

hero: well I fucking do

villain: wait wha-