Daddy's Got To Be Honest Kitten. I Don't Think We're Finding The Northwest Passage

james fitzjames really walked a mile through an icy blizzard in his little fur-lined prada coat just so he could tell francis he had receipts re. stealing his whiskey. all to get punched in the face. incredible.

*about to die right after my first ever meaningful human connection voice* are we brothers francis

she has that raw vulnerable look in her eyes you only see in captains of doomed polar exploration vessels at the end of vanity

Actually the navy superstition about women on boats being bad luck was real all along and the expedition was doomed from the start because James Fitzjames was a woman.

There’s other officers nearby after all

Had to make a FitzEdit of that comic panel going around

hartnell makes for a good ice master because he makes this face when confronted with a giant ice shelf:

expression of a man who loves frozen water. who else is doing it like him

she has that raw vulnerable look in her eyes you only see in captains of doomed polar exploration vessels at the end of vanity

yes hello I'd like to purchase one ☝️ long Island iced tea for the beautiful scurvy-ridden princess at the other end of the bar please. she looks like she needs it.

the thing is hickey really could make himself nonbinary if he wanted to. it would only be like, a 5 hour mind project for him

Maybe if you stopped focusing on reality and started focusing on the sex lives of Victorian sailors dying of exposure and scurvy, you'd feel better.

fucking his wound. sorry i mean im fucking his wound. sorry i mean that im fucking his wound. i mean sorry im trying to fuck his wound. i mean fucking his wound i mean im fucking his wound i mean im in his wound fucking it i mean